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Me too but perhaps I’ll stop singing Heartbreak Hotel now.I will miss Billy and the vagina’s
I honestly don’t know what’s funnier - ‘I’ve worked hard for it’ , ‘I don’t allow clutter to accumulate’ , ‘my home is an oasis of calm’ or ‘my home is immaculate’ - she is completely delusional It’s not even since she had the ‘farm’ any reality show I’ve seen of hers at her home I am shocked at how someone can live like that - cluttered and chaotic would be the best way to describe her. Remember when she did it’s me or the dog (on YouTube) she had a load of dogs she just left round her mum and dads, they hadn’t been trained and went to the ‘toilet’ wherever they liked! I can Only imagine what that smelt likebleeping hell she actually wrote this! It was five years ago but her house has always been a shithole.
Speaking of houses, I love mine. It’s beautiful. It’s 500 years old and immaculate. Even with six dogs and four cats, I manage to keep on top of the cleaning and I don’t allow clutter to accumulate. I am very house proud. My home is my sanctuary, an oasis of calm and beauty and contains all the things I love. I’ve worked hard for it. It’s the place I feel most relaxed and peaceful and more so, because it’s so clean and tidy and pretty. Apart from my superwoman mate, who’s house is also immaculate; all my friends who have kids have houses that look like they’ve been under attack from a very dirty group of animals having a food fight. Seriously, their houses are in need of a deep clean and/or Kim Woodburn going in with her rubber gloves and some sort of industrial strength bleach. I’ve never seen so much grime as what’s in a house with two or more kids! And I know it’s probably down to the fact that these mums don’t have time to clean but for me, I’m just not sure I could live like that.
Jodie Marsh: “I don’t want kids – I love my life and my fur babies are enough”
In her latest Jodie Marsh Has Her Say column for Closer Online, Jodie explains why she's finally decided she doesn't want children...closeronline.co.uk
So people with kids don’t have clean houses? Sweetheart people with kids don’t have hours to spare sitting hacking instagrams either. I’ve never left my floor a week to clean ever and she’s got animals in and out! Also what kind of friend slags a friend off publicly about their house? I thought she wanted kids but sadly (wouldn’t wish it on any woman) couldn’t have them? So why the attack on mumsbleeping hell she actually wrote this! It was five years ago but her house has always been a shithole.
Speaking of houses, I love mine. It’s beautiful. It’s 500 years old and immaculate. Even with six dogs and four cats, I manage to keep on top of the cleaning and I don’t allow clutter to accumulate. I am very house proud. My home is my sanctuary, an oasis of calm and beauty and contains all the things I love. I’ve worked hard for it. It’s the place I feel most relaxed and peaceful and more so, because it’s so clean and tidy and pretty. Apart from my superwoman mate, who’s house is also immaculate; all my friends who have kids have houses that look like they’ve been under attack from a very dirty group of animals having a food fight. Seriously, their houses are in need of a deep clean and/or Kim Woodburn going in with her rubber gloves and some sort of industrial strength bleach. I’ve never seen so much grime as what’s in a house with two or more kids! And I know it’s probably down to the fact that these mums don’t have time to clean but for me, I’m just not sure I could live like that.
Jodie Marsh: “I don’t want kids – I love my life and my fur babies are enough”
In her latest Jodie Marsh Has Her Say column for Closer Online, Jodie explains why she's finally decided she doesn't want children...closeronline.co.uk
Anyone who felt this strongly about being clean wouldn’t have farm animals in bed with them lolMore from the Closer article....
"I’m obsessively clean and tidy – you have to be living with 10 animals. If I see even one cushion out of place, I can’t complete my next task without rearranging it. I’m not just Monica from Friends, I’m worse; I’m that annoying friend that watches you while you eat and is picking up crumbs from under you as you go...I realise I’m sounding like a clean-freak, but that’s because I am! I’m anal about my house being clean and looking lovely because it makes me feel happy."
This was part of her “I’m so happy I’m single, everyone in relationships is unhappy and everyone with kids have messy houses and are slaves to their children and look like slobs” phase.So people with kids don’t have clean houses? Sweetheart people with kids don’t have hours to spare sitting hacking instagrams either. I’ve never left my floor a week to clean ever and she’s got animals in and out! Also what kind of friend slags a friend off publicly about their house? I thought she wanted kids but sadly (wouldn’t wish it on any woman) couldn’t have them? So why the attack on mums
Bravo! It's an absolute corker!my first thread title! Yippee! I will miss The Vaginas too but await the other Unspeakable Things Jodie Exotic, erm, speaks of.
What is it?Her latest Instagram post, she’s clearly been reading here.
I don’t know how to share here from Instagram, maybe someone else can share it.What is it?