An elephant maybe? Tiger? Lion? She can be the UK version of Joe ExoticI wonder what the emergency animals arriving at the death camp today are. We know Jodie only wants unique animals for IG likes so it's probably moose that she can breed with the muntjacs or a bad idea like that. I wonder what the muntjac did to fall out of favour. They never get a mention at all anymore. Unless Jodie is hiding a muntjac pregnancy.
I know Jodie Exotic has already been done, but what about Jodie Exot-THICK?An elephant maybe? Tiger? Lion? She can be the UK version of Joe Exotic
Turns out that was just Jodie having a rare wash.the mystery is probably a killer whale currently using a paddling pool while jack uses a hose pipe on it 24/7 while Mark is knocking up a swimming pool for it
And knocking it up in a swimming pool once things turn sour. #unspeakablethe mystery is probably a killer whale currently using a paddling pool while jack uses a hose pipe on it 24/7 while Mark is knocking up a swimming pool for it
This is almost as good as her old blogs, I swear. She's giving us ALL the classics: multiple superlatives: "most manic... giant lorry... giant goat, 100s of calls, BEST FWEND", getting the 2nd tier soulmates to do house stuff. Jodie skipping an event so she can captivate her new maaaaan with p0rn0shags and The Greatest Showman playing on infinite loop. If she wanted to go, they would have gone. When she could afford cleaners 20 years ago, they became Best Mates too.Life on an animal rescue farm: yesterday was probably our most manic day so far. We dealt with two wildlife animal emergencies, we had the vet out to change Ernie’s splints and also to look at the alpacas willywe had about 30 separate deliveries of gates, fencing and all sorts. Jack and Vicki went to my old house and filled a lorry with all my stuff to bring over to the new house which I then had to find room for and try to put away (in between everything else), we’ve got Mark building two new enclosures which MUST be finished by tomorrow morning as we have emergency animals coming in. We had a giant lorry bring 3 tonnes of ballast for the new enclosures, we had a neighbour bring her grandchildren over to meet all the animals, we had to fix a load of fencing that Gerald the giant goat had smashed down and we also had to make about 100 calls to find someone to take away our muck heap and to find a farrier and to have our skip removed and a new one brought. Honestly I have never felt so mentally exhausted. Because of all this we missed going to our best friends birthday party and we are gutted. We are going to make it up to him and we hope he forgives us. Running an animal rescue means you can never truly commit to anything socially. We have accepted this. The other week we had tickets to an outdoor cinema which we had to cancel. We’ve actually given up on showering and going out now we are so tired but we wouldn’t have it any other way. Video of Ron because he’s so cute
Posted by Jodie this morning (and taken from iganony). Two wildlife emergencies, emergency animals coming in, no time to commit to anything socially (except all the Elvis nights out Jodie, yeah?), and given up showering (which we knew about since the days of Dave Doyle).
I wonder what the emergency animals are and how long it'll take Jodie to start scamming more money. Sound for a pound is going to be sound for twenty pound soon, with a lot of insults for anyone that doesn't donate because Jodie's an ungrateful cow who's in way over her head.
oh wow I didn’t know this. What a POSThat wasn’t the Rottweilers. I think they were Labs that they called “the smelly dogs in the kitchen”.
ETA: from a blog in Sept 2006:
Honey I'm home. And boy do I NOT want to be in this country. I grabbed a flight yesterday afternoon (for a number of reasons). The first being that our two dogs Bella and Rebel were put to sleep last night. They were 20 years old (very old for black Labradors). Rebel's back legs went a little while ago and he's had trouble walking. For a number of weeks he's needed us to help him to stand up. Other than that he's been happy though. Bella has been fine. She went deaf in her old age but other than that, nothing wrong with her. Eventually three days ago Rebel stopped eating and drinking and has shown no motivation to want to move from the floor where he lies most of the time. We all knew the time was upon us that he'd have to go to sleep. Although there wasn't much wrong with Bella (apart from being stiff, deaf and extremely old), we decided that she wouldn't cope at all without Rebel (they're brother and sister and have been joined at the hip since birth) so we decided that we should let them go to sleep together. It wouldn't have been fair to Bella to keep her without Rebel. She most certainly would have given up herself shortly afterwards. So it is with immense sadness that I say goodbye to them both and hope that they are in Heaven with Kim and Pixie.
Why would they rescue animals from what I assume from neglect and then put them in her shithole. Her time management is appalling. I wouldn't trust her to manage a hamster.can’t talk about the new animals because it’s an ongoing investigation
why would they send the animals to a rescue that had to build the enclosures the day before? and now she can’t even keep a goat in cause he’s breaking fences?? so much for a high security house
she also let slip in her stories that she’s picking up a new horse
JinxI’m not sure if she realised but she let slip that another horse is coming tomorrow when talking about the DoE girl working with her tomorrow.
They'll probably be on Instagram in a few days time. It doesn't make sense to me (and tbf I know nothing about this sort of thing) that an animal sanctuary that has been reported to the RSPCA is allowed to take in animals that are part of an investigation. What makes Fripps more suitable than any other santuary in the area?can’t talk about the new animals because it’s an ongoing investigation
why would they send the animals to a rescue that had to build the enclosures the day before? and now she can’t even keep a goat in cause he’s breaking fences?? so much for a high security house
Yes it was seeing the lovely Miss Marshs very own boxI wonder did Mark get extra pocket money for finishing the meerkat boxes first. Absolutely mortified for him
Mark looks like Lionel Messi. Think I'll call him Mark Messy from now on. Cos that's what they look like. Sort it out guys. As babe said they look like they're an old married couple. He could be dating some tidy pretty person and having fun.How long has she been with Mark - can't be more than a few months? They look like a couple that have been together years and sick of the sight of each otherThis should be a going out, shaggyathon type thing, time... I'm too old to remember
I'm truly baffled by her - everything is always arse upwards - nothing straightforward or planned properly. Even with this new house, sounds like she is still living out of the old one.
Drama, drama, drama - I think she lives for that.
I saw her once - many, many years ago when she was going out with Kenzie (think that is his name) in Covent Garden. She had a face on her like a smacked arse - pouty, miserable and looked like she was giving him a hard time. It was hard even back then not to look at her face - she looked a state, not much different to now really.
I don't know how he can be running his business either - it's like he has rocked up there to do some work for her and never left. I can't see what he is getting from this - if they're too tired to get the cheesecake from the fridge, nothing much is happening in the bedroomMark looks like Lionel Messi. Think I'll call him Mark Messy from now on. Cos that's what they look like. Sort it out guys. As babe said they look like they're an old married couple. He could be dating some tidy pretty person and having fun.
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