Joanne Marie Cronin #3 pond diver, shoulder injury survivor, expert claim advisor.

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Maybe she is the way she is because of her parents being exceptionally strict and fucking weird growing up,
Or they know she gets herself into bad situations or at least pretends to. Something is very off though an adult shouldn't need permission from parents to attend an event they're interested in. Thats a red flag, I think she needs to sue them and go live in a box like Bosco.
 
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These same reels need to stop. She's posting the same reels with different music on them from her other page like... Why are we even following her? She doesn't deserve the follows/numbers
 
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I dont know what her parents were like when she was a child but i and several others met them and they seemed nice enough people, joanne is just not very streetsmart but more very impulsive, rash, doesnt think things through so id say they would be more worried shed get into trouble or struggle and would be more comfortable if she were among friends and people she knows

Shes not unable to be independent, my impression was her parents would preferred her to be more independent but she wasnt mature enough to travel alone
 
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I'm confused about the recycling of posts maybe this is what she means by sustainable. How hard would it be to tumble all the clothes hanging out of the wardrobe onto the floor, go dib dib dab dib and choose something vaguely summery to throw on. Voila, new content for the gram, its not like she even has to remember the dance steps anymore since she's decided to ditch those.
Heres a question for your post Joanne. When you're out of ideas for content, I like to close my eyes and do a lucky dip.
What have you found scrunched up in your wardrobe?
a) school swimming bag with mouldy towel circa 2006.
b) a pair of funky dolly shoes with the remains of a mouse.
c) the meaning of life.
 
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My bf saw her on my TikTok before and he now calls her hoppy Skippy over her going back and forth jumping
 
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#freeJoJo
That's bizzare she can't go away by herself. I'd love to meet her just to know what she's really like.
 
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I'd be starstruck if I met her. Would you?
I actually would be I don't follow Instagrammers, celeb gossip or influencers (I do watch love island though) but Joanne just intrigued me . Actually it was this thread that intrigued me, so I found Joanne's thread because I googled Joanne's name.. I didn't really know what to think of her when I was first shown her by a friend then I got Joanne's story/background from tattle. I went down the Joanne rabbit hole after that,
I know so much about this woman it's weird
If anyone on this thread ever meets her ye have to post a selfie
 
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Yeah that’s the only explanation for it, she chose light jig music to (try to) do threes and sevens to instead of a reel and that just speaks for itself.
Her feet are almost turned in they are so straight, you could fit a bus between her knees and she’s ‘bobbing for apples’ with her shoulders as my own teacher used to say. I honestly find it extremely hard to believe she has ever attended a class full stop, let alone that she won any prizes.
Even people who briefly did it as kids can still remember the most basic bits of it as adults but she’s the head off someone copying ‘the riverdance’ off the telly.

Not to reignite the Irish dancing debate but I do think it’s quite insulting that she’s trying to imply she’s some sort of pro or that she’s in any way accomplished in this when she very clearly doesn’t have a clue. There is nothing worse than people who claim to be experts at things they know nothing about.
It’s the same as pretending to have multiple college degrees when she doesn’t, just another example of her ego and superiority complex shining through. Like did she actually think anyone who actually knows anything about Irish dancing would watch that and not see through her BS
 
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Even people who have never done Irish dancing can see that she’s shit I think the debate last time was that, someone thought she was taking the piss out of Irish dancing but in reality she wasn’t taking the piss at all, she literally thinks she’s really good I missed her saying that she’s an Irish dancer, she’s delusional!!!

If she keeps just uploading all old content she’ll be losing a follow from me! Does she think starting a new page = “now I don’t have to do anything for months I can just use old content”. From her day in the life I learned she does nothing, she claims she works so hard everyday, she literally doesn’t do a thing, especially now recycling content!
 
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See, I told you we were the fans. Fecking Jesus himself is talking about selfies with her.
 
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I feel she shows signs of Dyspraxia and possibly on the Asbergers spectrum.
 
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Her favourite posts and another two years (at least) of trying to make this happen. I'm this - close to alerting the rest of tattle Joanne, don't make me throw my weight around
(I don't have any weight- relax) I'm quite entertained, please carry on.
 
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Only catching up.

There is no way that gobshite was knocked under a 2 tonne vehicle (assuming it was a "people carrier"= most likely an estate or MPV, probably a Nissan qashqai) and just got up and walked home.

Did you ever see someone spout such shite
 
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Not gonna lie, she'd be in a box if she was under my vehicle. Ban me. I'm being truthful.
 
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Ah lads stop the lights. What the hell did I just watch. If I didn't know any better I would assume this was a piss take. She'll be applying for the Rose of tralee next with all her wonderful talents and good nature.
 
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Or pretend you're someone you're not, lie through your teeth at every opportunity, delete any comment you don't like and block anyone who doesn't shower you in adoration, fake or otherwise!
 
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