The bathroom shot on the interiors page is hardly “inspo” jesus the tiles are giving me 90’s motorway hotel vibes 
Joanne Larby aka MakeUpFairy
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In 20 hundred twenty-two
Larby sailed the ocean blue.
She had three ships and left from Dublin;
She sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
She edited by night; she filtered by day;
She used a dog to find her way.
A "boyfriend" also helped her know
How to find the way to go.
Day after day they looked for land;
They dreamed of trees to hang dresses on and rocks and sand.
January 20 their dream came true,
You never saw a happier crew!
“Corkonians! Corkonians!” Larby cried;
Her instagram was filled with joyful pride.
But “Cork” the land was not;
It was further west, and it was hot.
The natives were very nice;
They gave the beggy mitchell food and spice.
The first Corkonian? No, not quite.
But Larbys photo's made her want to hide out of sight.
Larby sailed the ocean blue.
She had three ships and left from Dublin;
She sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
She edited by night; she filtered by day;
She used a dog to find her way.
A "boyfriend" also helped her know
How to find the way to go.
Day after day they looked for land;
They dreamed of trees to hang dresses on and rocks and sand.
January 20 their dream came true,
You never saw a happier crew!
“Corkonians! Corkonians!” Larby cried;
Her instagram was filled with joyful pride.
But “Cork” the land was not;
It was further west, and it was hot.
The natives were very nice;
They gave the beggy mitchell food and spice.
The first Corkonian? No, not quite.
But Larbys photo's made her want to hide out of sight.
But O who calls? It's Kerrigan's Meats!
They have burgers to sell, DM for deets!
Joanne hears the call, she can no longer sequester,
And so off she pops, back up to Killester.
Yeah i get the same vibes? Find their relationship super strange.. the way she is talking now I think she is angling for kids. Maybe before the end of 2021 we will see a mini MUF
I wouldn't bet on it. I think he'll be long gone by 2021
Basically whatever she posts , she feels the opposite . She HATES being a big oaf beside young Adam . She hates her body and has never accepted it or been comfortable in it, I’ve seen them out together and she’s a unit beside him. The height and v broad shoulders apart from the weight . God if she would just be honest about her size , no one would mention it . But the lies, photoshop and constant talk about it
I tell ya , he’s as strange a fish as she. He has no bleeping mates
She said your one SineadsCurvyStyle and her weirdo boyfriend Simon were going to be her first guests. No sign of them though
Yeah I thought she said they were visiting weeks ago !
Who was it?! Sorry I see this was answered.
I'd say she'd love a baby, cause that would give her a new category to target- mummy blogger. But I'd say Adam will be long gone before that ever happens.
I'm getting so sick of the 'I advise...' on every post about West Cork, 'I advise you go for a swim, I advise you get the early boat, I advise you book in advance'
well I advise that you are tranparent with your followers, I advise that you stop editing your pictures, I advise that maybe just being yourself would get you more honest engagement. Joanne is a very attractive girl, she clearly is very unhappy with herself, I don't think social media is the place for her to earn a living, and hasnt ever been really.
I'm getting so sick of the 'I advise...' on every post about West Cork, 'I advise you go for a swim, I advise you get the early boat, I advise you book in advance'
well I advise that you are tranparent with your followers, I advise that you stop editing your pictures, I advise that maybe just being yourself would get you more honest engagement. Joanne is a very attractive girl, she clearly is very unhappy with herself, I don't think social media is the place for her to earn a living, and hasnt ever been really.
Is that a photoshop fail at the top of her leg on the right? Or else she didn’t tan all the way up. Would have thought her editing would be better...
Oh same thought, Putting a bath mat down and junk in a bathroom is not decorating or adding anything to a brown tiled bathroom ... doseThe bathroom shot on the interiors page is hardly “inspo” jesus the tiles are giving me 90’s motorway hotel vibes
It looks like her leg is completely fake and just stuck on.
Does anyone know what age she is? It's really hard to put an age to her. 40ish would be my guess
Major photoshop fail in the swimsuit pic. She looks like she has a prosthetic leg. I just can't understand why family and friends haven't visited them and why they haven't left Cork?! They really must be disliked by so many people. They have morphed into one person.
I think her step dad is in the vulnerable category, he has had a few bouts of cancer unfortunately - so that might be why they haven't been down? Not sure if being a cancer survivor puts you in the vulnerable category, but I'm presuming with chemo etc, your immune system wouldn't be the best?
Yes, noticed the white on top of the leg, legs are very tanned compared to her upper body, is it her “natural sallow skin” or fake tan??!!
Basically whatever she posts , she feels the opposite . She HATES being a big oaf beside young Adam . She hates her body and has never accepted it or been comfortable in it, I’ve seen them out together and she’s a unit beside him. The height and v broad shoulders apart from the weight . God if she would just be honest about her size , no one would mention it . But the lies, photoshop and constant talk about it
I tell ya , he’s as strange a fish as she. He has no bleeping mates
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fair enough about her dad .. but what about her mom ? Her family ? Her brothers ? Or any friends at all !!! Like no one has been down to them and they don’t even seem to meet other people.. it’s similar to every relationship she has had it’s too intense too full on too quickly - like the PT London guy will all be over very soon ... and then she will hold some local hostage and the cycle will begin again ! i agree that she is angling for a baby it will move it to a new category Mammy / baby blogger .. she will be ONLY PERSON ever to have a baby in west cork .. EVER .
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