So now Larby’s content is literal dog tit, not just metaphorical.
Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak
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I've just been bot-hunting and I noticed that today's "dope" comment is now unanswered - am I imagining things? I could've sworn she replied to it earlier?!Me too and then she responds with a tku or a. Nutter
"Friday face" is actually yesterday's face. Exact same makeup with the exact same jumper.
Only she has slimmed down Fridays face, yesterdays was much fuller. She is brutal at liquid eyeliner.... So thick and uneven.
Why is she always gulping and out of breath on her stories? She's so awkward to watch. Judging by the sun damaged pink skin on her chest in that video you'd never guess she was the sallow skined goddess she makes herself out to be.
Of all the things she lies about, I think that's the silliest. How bleeping warped do you have to be, to lie about your actual skintone? Lunatic.
One woman. So many faces.
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She's always out of breath from just talking. She actually draws attention herself to the things she's paranoid about, like on that zoom makeup event last night, she stood out like a sore thumb, half of her head was cut out and you couldn't see anything only her face, everyone else sitting normally with their full head and shoulders in view and even their background surroundings. She records herself so close up because she doesn't want her body unedited seen and half her head chopped out
Jesus, now she's giving out that she hasn't had a day off from shilling online for over a year or something. She says she was planning a digital detox but then had the misfortune to land three campaigns.
Just duck off Jojo! Half the "content" you share is so repetitive nobody would notice if you just shared stuff from a day last week - Storm running through a field, Storm rolling in fox "shoite", the waves, "she's fresh", Joanne out of breath after walking 100m, Adam engaging in physical activity. You could, you can and you do prefilm "content". None of your brands are approaching you with campaigns on Thursday, expecting the ads to appear Friday. This "I'm so very busy and important, it's exhausting, yet I remain humble" bullshit is so transparent.
Just duck off Jojo! Half the "content" you share is so repetitive nobody would notice if you just shared stuff from a day last week - Storm running through a field, Storm rolling in fox "shoite", the waves, "she's fresh", Joanne out of breath after walking 100m, Adam engaging in physical activity. You could, you can and you do prefilm "content". None of your brands are approaching you with campaigns on Thursday, expecting the ads to appear Friday. This "I'm so very busy and important, it's exhausting, yet I remain humble" bullshit is so transparent.
When your ex comes back sniffing around around... 
I’m pretty sure your ex wanted to pretend you never happened Jo 
I’m pretty sure your ex wanted to pretend you never happened Jo That includes Paul and Dr. HigginsWhen your ex comes back sniffing around around...
Who is Dr Higgins?
She is definitely feeling herself since she lost 18lbs, there hasn’t been this many floating chatty heads since I don’t know when. She is so uncomfortable to watch and anyone notice the comment she posted about being called out when she makes mistakes, so I said it before and I’ll say it again, she needs to post a followers profile to point out she was corrected is beyond rude. It’s these things that show her for the cow she is, she is always right and when someone points out she made a mistake it’s the worlds problem.
She can’t help herself with this insane behaviour. It’s so cringe. None of her exes want to know herWhen your ex comes back sniffing around around...
When has jojo ever had an ex come back sniffing around? They've all ran for the hills and not hills in cork
She could have just shared the question box response anonymously, what a cow. She cannot handle anything that is not adulation. Strange lack of resilience for someone who works in the public eye. Of course she never shares the profiles of the arselickers cos they’re all bleeping fake
I always leave one star reviews for her podcastsListened to her podcast all about herself.....what a fairytale lol! She wrote a book?? Her own brands? Her voice is so monotone and hearing about how she met Adam was cringesfest!!! Why did I do this to myself
She is just so uptight that she can't let things go hence why she had to say more than once she know the difference between slurry and silage! She's a townie playing lady of the country manor and is so desperate not to let that facade slip!
I’d have pity for her if she had never had a day off in a year working in the hospital during a global pandemic...oh wait that’s me. She’s taking photos of her dog and her veg and her head, which must be very hard to do with how she tries to not get her hairline and also not get her neck in the photo. She’s here giving out about the lockdown in the countryside (wasn’t being out there alone in a field the whole point?!) and not once has she ever been grateful to the essential workers who literally have barely had a day off. *but she puts a star to indicate she’s grateful for the work. *and a star to indicate the irony of getting more paid jobs... I’m sorry that’s not ironic that’s literally her job.
Where could she have gone that she wishes she could call her dog to let her know she’ll be home soon? The grocery store or the dermatologist for a tweak of that filler job no doubt
you know what I bet her engagement has skyrocketed since she called slurry silage
getting called out on something is still engagement
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