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Joanne Larby #7 Her jawline plays hide and seek, cute corners make her and Madam weak
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Recap of last thread...
Joey made non-vegan cookies and Madam the vegan decreed they were the best cookies he'd ever had. Will you tell him or shall I?
Joanne and Adam had a super-romantic Valentine's day - nothing says romance like 3276 affiliate links.
She's not on a diet but she's magically lost weight, which was not her intention but check out those abs! Oh wait it's a pot belly. No, wait, that's a flat stomach! Ah, ok, not today.
Chinwatch reached fever pitch when Joanne developed a plum-sized lump at the bottom of her face. On closer inspection it transpired that it was in fact her chin, in its natural, unedited state. We were so used to it being shoved inside a poloneck we just didn't recognise it at first.
Now she's preparing for "hot girl summer". Yes, you read that right. Yes, it's a thing. No, she doesn't realise it's not for her. Anyway, photos of Joanne's photoshopped head superimposed onto Emily Ratajkowski's body in a bikini incoming.
What did I miss?
Joey made non-vegan cookies and Madam the vegan decreed they were the best cookies he'd ever had. Will you tell him or shall I?
Joanne and Adam had a super-romantic Valentine's day - nothing says romance like 3276 affiliate links.
She's not on a diet but she's magically lost weight, which was not her intention but check out those abs! Oh wait it's a pot belly. No, wait, that's a flat stomach! Ah, ok, not today.
Chinwatch reached fever pitch when Joanne developed a plum-sized lump at the bottom of her face. On closer inspection it transpired that it was in fact her chin, in its natural, unedited state. We were so used to it being shoved inside a poloneck we just didn't recognise it at first.
Now she's preparing for "hot girl summer". Yes, you read that right. Yes, it's a thing. No, she doesn't realise it's not for her. Anyway, photos of Joanne's photoshopped head superimposed onto Emily Ratajkowski's body in a bikini incoming.
What did I miss?
I can't unsee the uneven eyes. Some dodgy editing going on. Are we surprised? Not in the slightest.
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I canât I see this now! Surely after photoshopping for this long sheâd be better at it
Iâm a newlywed and still feel in a honeymoon bubble and still wouldnât be so publicly clingy. I find it just desperate
Generally you only ever see insecure people go on like that, they don't feel confident or secure enough to speak as "I". With her it's like she's uncomfortable to refer to herself as an individual rather than as half a couple which is pretty pathetic, it's like she feels more important saying we rather than just I. Referencing she is part of a couple when there's totally no need to is nauseating, she said something along the lines of "we keep our veg on a veg rack". Not normal.
Ah I really canât cope with the âweâ
Exactly this. She has no personality of her own. When she was with Paul she was a gym bunny, the dream was the loft apartment in London. Who can forget the we have a concierge bragging
she met Adam then & started eating grass, making her own wrapping paper & wanting to be a rural goddess. She has weaved such an intricate web of lies Iâd say she doesnât even know who she is.She feels totally inadequate without a partner and needs to be in a "couple goals" relationship for validation. It's very obvious and she has true form in getting totally wrapped up in having a seemingly perfect relationship where whoever she is with has to constantly be making these grand gestures. "Adam gave me the gift of education saying I have an eye for interiors and have to persue this"Exactly this. She has no personality of her own. When she was with Paul she was a gym bunny, the dream was the loft apartment in London. Who can forget the we have a concierge bragging
. Why couldn't she just decide it herself (which is probably really what happened, the chancer she is wants to add to her list of careers , but had to make it appear as some big romantic fairytale)Itâs pathetic for a woman of her age to be as insecure as she is. Iâve never once thought of anyone as couple goals in a real way. I very much doubt he booked the groupon course for her either. Itâs all smoke and mirrors with her. I donât even believe she feels real emotions like love etc. She is so shallow itâs all about what things look like to strangers online.She feels totally inadequate without a partner and needs to be in a "couple goals" relationship for validation. It's very obvious and she has true form in getting totally wrapped up in having a seemingly perfect relationship where whoever she is with has to constantly be making these grand gestures. "Adam gave me the gift of education saying I have an eye for interiors and have to persue this"
I think she must come on here...
there hasnât been a wardrobe âfaffâ since it was mentioned. She stopped doing photo shoots with her car (did she mention - she has a Merc). She stopped with the soul signs idea that wasnât even her idea anyway. Sheâs showing her chin OUTSIDE her jumper now (still hiding her fingers mind you).
itâs easier to not care what people think until your job is literally to get âlikesâ ...or buy them to convince brands to $$$ you.
does she think sheâs going to have a comeback? whatâs she manifesting besides carrots and straw bags that she calls purses?
there hasnât been a wardrobe âfaffâ since it was mentioned. She stopped doing photo shoots with her car (did she mention - she has a Merc). She stopped with the soul signs idea that wasnât even her idea anyway. Sheâs showing her chin OUTSIDE her jumper now (still hiding her fingers mind you).
itâs easier to not care what people think until your job is literally to get âlikesâ ...or buy them to convince brands to $$$ you.
does she think sheâs going to have a comeback? whatâs she manifesting besides carrots and straw bags that she calls purses?
WE do this...... WE do that ... WE watch this...... I've just imagined them morphed into a big lump with two heads and one eye each on the vomit green sofa watching a Documentary about Sappy Sex or whatever sapiosexy bullshite she was droning on about the other day
Brilliant! Donât you know âwe met at a raveâ and they weâre having intellectual convos lol......ah here I was at a rave in London 30 years when I was 19 and there were no conversations no mind intellectual ones.....I was only worried about where the exit was since me and my friend were in some well dodge place.....ended up in some warehouse lol.....nothing fab about it!!!
The bedroom in front of the mirror.Are we expecting a heatwave? Where she going in her swimsuits
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