Same! She wasn't small but a long lanky baby and we had to cut the feet out of her babygros til we got some that had long legs (M&S were fab if anyone's wondering!
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I just came on to say the same, the labelsHoly sh!t, she’s gonna get some land when baby arrives!!! Way too much time on her hands, labelling bags for hospital bag.
The poor college course got a sudden death, came into my head after seeing those labels!!!
God love her
hilarious 
she will get some land is right. All those beige trousers will not longer have a use.Is she for real with a homecoming outfit already?? No woman. Knows what size they'll be by end of pregnancy
Bum stuff? Pretty sure that’s how she got knocked up!
Oh just to be clear, I was being sarcastic: she is batshit, bless her.Ah ok. Still though… it’s all a bit pathetic isn’t it?if she wasn’t pregnant she would have absolutely no content. I don’t think anyone is interested in her beige/neutral pregnancy tbh
I thought it might be something to keep Adam entertained while she's in labour
I get how the labels would be helpful to midwives etc but this bleeping idiot would be doing it anyway because she is that much of an idiot 
from what we have seen of the nursery it looks as grim as duck too many bland “colours”and babys need stimulation and colour she is such a cretin and this baby is just another accessory for her! No fear of her calming down with the pregnancy posting.. it’s as boring as duck and I am currently 35 weeks pregnant myself her content is awful and totally unrelatable to anyone!The labels won’t even stick when this one is due & there will be dust on the clear plastic bags, she’s so far out.
LOL everything you said here could have been written by me
Isn’t it hilarious being 34/5 weeks pregnant and looking at this bleeping ape and her stupid carry on? Im the same weeks as you and definitely didn’t have a bump until about 24/25 weeks either! I don’t have a bag ready but the hospitals advice was to do it around now in case of an emergency dash and I think the midwife’s point at the ante natal class about the labelled bags was probably aimed at people with longer stays in hospital (more stuff for 4/5 day stay for a section) and when restrictions were still very stringent because it’ll save them time on sifting through lots of your and baby things in a confined space on a ward- some of the ratios of midwives to women&babies are shocking so I can see why the extra couple of mins would make a difference. I thought it was a good idea but Joanne has clearly run away with herself like everything else. Like you say the bag is a bit of a misnomer because there’s so many variables that can change whats needed. And you are right everything is readily available so I suspect this whole bag (and perhaps the pregnancy in general) is very much pregnancy as personality trait rather than experience and over sharing. Like it’s bad now but it’s sad to think the baby will probably be plastered all over social media very swiftly after birth for swipe ups and likes.
The birth plan not actually going to plan is atleast 6 weeks worth of contact for her.Same! She wasn't small but a long lanky baby and we had to cut the feet out of her babygros til we got some that had long legs (M&S were fab if anyone's wondering!
The birth plan went out the window when I was told I was having a section and the MW laughed her head off when I showed her it after (I was laughing at it too by then!) saying no birth in her experience ever went to plan!
Comfy maternity pads are a MUST. The thicker the better.
That’s interesting advice. I work in a (high risk) birthing centre and half the time the mothers have to come emergently and don’t have any hospital bags, and other times the staff are so short that despite wanting to help mother and baby, I doubt there would be time to get a “mittens” or “relax” bag out of a big bag. Not too much you actually need tbh
in the clear plastic bags.
