Jim Chapman - Single and ready to mingle, dying to jump out the closet

[Satisfying Click]

I think he got Tanya's smell-the-fart acting face in the divorce settlement...

 

[Meg1912]

What a man.

 

[bubbletea123]

What a man.

So I glanced at that caption now and thought it said "You can't tell but I'm a weirdo." HAHAHA. What an unfortunate caption. And that is a very...feminine post.

 

[Meg1912]

Sweet Sarah. [emoji847][emoji847]

 

[Oohthedrama]

WOULD THERE BE AN OPTION TO WATCH THE ACTUAL PAINT DRYING (in real time!) INSTEAD JIM!!!

I’m down to watch that over watching insta-wannabe-model-girlfriend Sarah choosing the right shade of rose gold for the bathroom
and the right type of foliage (peonies) to sit behind those basic witch Starbucks cups for that morning gram shot.

 

[Meg1912]

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WOULD THERE BE AN OPTION TO WATCH THE ACTUAL PAINT DRYING (in real time!) INSTEAD JIM!!!

I’m down to watch that over watching insta-wannabe-model-girlfriend Sarah choosing the right shade of rose gold for the bathroom [emoji848]
and the right type of foliage (peonies) to sit behind those basic witch Starbucks cups for that morning gram shot. [emoji41]

Jim would spice things up with his daily experiments of manly beauty treatments. Today he tried plumping his lips. What a time to be alive!!

 

[Oohthedrama]

@Meg1912

 

[Meg1912]

@Oohthedrama, ouch. [emoji51][emoji51]

 

[OliviaJk]

Sarah making herself look creepy/like Michael Jackson with the nose thinner and lip plumper and what not on facetune..
Anyone else feel like she’s now trying to mimic Jim with the Instagram pic captions too?

 

[Meg1912]

Jim's modelling skills are about as painful Tarn's acting skills. He genuinely looked constipated. [emoji51][emoji51]

 

[Satisfying Click]

Yeah, that's an advertising campaign for stool softeners right there

 

[Meg1912]

Yeah, that's an advertising campaign for stool softeners right there

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[GossipMongoose]

Yeah, that's an advertising campaign for stool softeners right there

Yep. Or his piles are giving him gyp and he can’t quite sit all the way down on them without wincing.

#gifted #anusol #sponsormybumgrapes

 

[Oohthedrama]

Ah, Jim’s blog!?
Yeah because Jim’s blogs are so time consuming.
(Last updated. March 2019)
The one where he’s eating a fecking pastry..... I’m here for the quality content Jim.
Always here for the quality content.

In other news
He brought Sarah to his dentist so she could hold his teeth mould for the gram
That’s true love folks

 

[Meg1912]

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Ah, Jim’s blog!?
Yeah because Jim’s blogs are so time consuming.
(Last updated. March 2019)
The one where he’s eating a fecking pastry..... I’m here for the quality content Jim.
Always here for the quality content.

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In other news
He brought Sarah to his dentist so she could hold his teeth mould for the gram [emoji51]T That’s true love folks

Next up, Jim popping into Boots to get Sarah some tampons. [emoji15][emoji15]

 

[Oohthedrama]

Next up, Jim popping into Boots to get Sarah some tampons. [emoji15][emoji15]

We have a holiday on the 13th......
What are the chances he’s bringing his new puppy #thankyounextmarthamoo

 

[Meg1912]

We have a holiday on the 13th......
What are the chances he’s bringing his new puppy [emoji23] #thankyounextmarthamoo

I really wouldn't be surprised!
Why does one need to be topless to talk about dentures?! [emoji1785]

 

[Mayday]

Sarah making herself look creepy/like Michael Jackson with the nose thinner and lip plumper and what not on facetune..
Anyone else feel like she’s now trying to mimic Jim with the Instagram pic captions too?
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They look a bit like siblings here. I think its the mouth/jawline.

 

[Meg1912]

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[leigh213]

Sarah making herself look creepy/like Michael Jackson with the nose thinner and lip plumper and what not on facetune..
Anyone else feel like she’s now trying to mimic Jim with the Instagram pic captions too?
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Why does EVERYONEEEEE choose the round/ hexagonal ray bans whether the hell they look good or horrendous?!?! I think she might look as bad as Poppy Deyes in them..