They have quite alot of similarities when you think about it
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both embellish their careers (Sam was a semi sucessful catalogue model but only one inch in height away from the Paris catwalks, Jack worked in fire call centre yet was somehow a full blown firefighter)
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both lie about their backgrounds (Sam cosplays a rich person, Jack cosplays a poor person)
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both constantly bash previous partners
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both seek out richer more successful partners ( Sam - Old Alex and Adam. Jack - Allegra and Louise)
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both are
tit cooks that insist on sharing their recipes
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both think the nutribullet is the pinnacle of kitchen appliances
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both speak about issues and subjects beyond their knowledge
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both think they are gifted photographers
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both are obsessed with trolls and lie about their ability to trace them
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both live in a delusion they are fashion icons
Differences
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Sam is a full on tory who has old tweets supporting tories and David Cameron, Jack used his David Camerons dead son to score political points
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Sam hates plus size people and her tumblr is full of nasty remarks about them, Jack is body positive, probably for clout, but still
All in, I think they would despise each other....seen as they both fancy themselves as charitable souls we should arrange a cage match between them