Jessontheplussize #5 Eat the choc, pop the spots, tie your t-shirt into knots!

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It's a trend and it's awful ChloeinCurve and Bethany Rutter also jumped on this horror
 
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It's a trend and it's awful ChloeinCurve and Bethany Rutter also jumped on this horror
The Queen of the Dennis Healey ( Google him ! ) is Lauren curvy roamer !! Absolutely magnificent effort from that one ! Her brows need their own Instagram!
 
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Omg she is literally revelling in the fact those clothes don’t fit
I think Jess needs to admit she isn’t a size 24.... she buys smaller sizes and hopes they’ll fit almost as if to make her feel better. Which explains why she got so happy over those oversized shorts and made such a fuss about it. She doesn’t want to admit her size. She looks like a size 26/28
 
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Adidas leggings aren't small fitting at all!! They're roomy, a lot of stretch and a good waistband so they never let me down.

The leggings aren't the problem. Adidas 2xl is 24-26 in UK sizing.
 
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She said on her stories that she got up and went straight in the shower this morning so I assumed shes washed her hair??
 
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Brow lamination looks bloody awful, IMO!
 
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Adidas leggings aren't small fitting at all!! They're roomy, a lot of stretch and a good waistband so they never let me down.

The leggings aren't the problem. Adidas 2xl is 24-26 in UK sizing.
completely agree! I have those ones in navy blue in a 16 and I’m a heavy 16.
 
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I like Jess and used to enjoy her posts and stories. I know lockdown and Covid as a whole has got to everyone and sometimes it is hard to get motivated but most of us aren’t putting ourselves on Insta every five minutes or trying to carve a living for ourselves from brand partnerships. Her USP of “keeping it real” has frankly gone too far. I don’t want to see anyone with unwashed hair who hasn’t had a bath or shower in very tight loungewear telling us how hard life is right now. WE KNOW. Insta is escapism for most of us and I am close to unfollowing Jess because it’s all so grotty and miserable.
 
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I also don’t think she should try on the clothes that are clearly too small for her and which she intends to send back. Some things you don’t need to try on to know they won’t fit. The eventual owner of those clothes won’t thank you for it.
 
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Same. I do not like it at all. Mental how ten fifteen years ago no eyebrows was the trend well thin ones and now its all about bushy one hahah.
It's ridiculous, I honestly don't know why you'd pay good money to have brows looking like you've slept awkwardly on one side of your face
 
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Forced herself into them and kept them on, how odd. Also when she said she was making a pie from scratch I didn't realise she meant just roll pastry
 
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Why does her face look so oily ? I can’t work out if it’s grease or products but surely she can see how disgusting it looks on screen does she think it looks feet or something ? I just don’t get it ! If that is oily skin I’d be blotting and investing in a oil control face cream ASAP
 
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I remember hearing that clothes sent back from ASOS don’t actually get rehomed they get sent to the dump which is so extremely sad and wasteful I sure do hope it’s changed by now but somehow I doubt it

Her complexion looks really greasy and she makes it worse by always having greasy hair, leaving on her makeup for hours, letting her dog lick her face. Her face just looks very congested , oily and irritated. She really needs to go to an actual dermatologist, although I can bet a dermatologist will tell her she needs to change her god awful diet. She eats so much crap!!
 
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I remember hearing that clothes sent back from ASOS don’t actually get rehomed they get sent to the dump which is so extremely sad and wasteful I sure do hope it’s changed by now but somehow I doubt it
That is absolutely terrible, pure waste. Why would anyone buy from them knowing that?
 
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I remember hearing that clothes sent back from ASOS don’t actually get rehomed they get sent to the dump which is so extremely sad and wasteful I sure do hope it’s changed by now but somehow I doubt it
They might do that with some really cheap sale clothes, but I've had loads of stuff before that's been really obviously tried on before and screwed up in the bag, or the one time I got a playsuit where the crotch was covered in fanny stains
 
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