I can't take my eyes off the make up tram line on her forehead 
Jessontheplussize #42 Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!
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If sheâs a 24 then duck me I must be massively drunk
She might be a 24 in ITS sizing but thatâs like a 28 in real sizing.
I'm so confused as she definitely was trying on swimwear too....why launch occasion wear before swimwear when we are in June
Didnât they do a swimwear launch quite late into the summer last year too?
If the fabric of that last black dress âso expensive, so luxuriousâ is up your street, I have an actual nice dress from Shein in that EXACT fabric. Proving ITS use cheap wholesale fabrics and she just lies through her giant white nashers
(And itâs only ÂŁ16)
(And itâs only ÂŁ16)
As I mentioned earlier theyâve already launched several occasion wear ranges from other collabs in between their swimwear ranges too. Thatâs why sheâs now doing an occasion wear one because everyone else have already released theirs. For example Jac Jossa has already launched 2 occasionwear and 2 swimwear collections, in the same time as Jess would have done 1 of each.
What occasions would these clothes be suitable for?
The pink and red floral dress would be lovely for a game of bridge at the local club.
The white curtain top and jeans would be suitable to wear to bingo (or darts if youâre Jess).
The red dress could be suitable for afternoon tea with Brenda and Doris at the cafe in the garden centre.
I canât be arsed to think of the occasions for the other frocks. I donât hate the black one with cutout bits or the black two piece but the fabric looks mega cheap and surely âoccasionâ demands something a bit more luxe than polyester or viscose
The pink and red floral dress would be lovely for a game of bridge at the local club.
The white curtain top and jeans would be suitable to wear to bingo (or darts if youâre Jess).
The red dress could be suitable for afternoon tea with Brenda and Doris at the cafe in the garden centre.
I canât be arsed to think of the occasions for the other frocks. I donât hate the black one with cutout bits or the black two piece but the fabric looks mega cheap and surely âoccasionâ demands something a bit more luxe than polyester or viscose
The new Kollecshun ewwwwwww
Absolutely repulsive.
This looks like something an 80 year old would wear.
Absolutely repulsive.
This looks like something an 80 year old would wear.
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It would have been the perfect promotion. So many people are up her arse when she posted what she was wearing people would have asked where she got it. It was the perfect opportunity to wear something from the collection and then a couple of days later say it's coming in the collection. It just shows she doesn't wear her own clothing. The only stuff I've seen in her more than once is when it's something like a t-shirt. 99% of the stuff she sells you see in the promo pics and never see it again.
Why on earth would you want that even looser on the bottom! She looks like Mr Blobby
And there is the proof that ITS photoshop her pictures. No gunt in the ITS pic, massive gunt in her own!
Those jeans are almost as unflattering as the Jim royales
Those jeans are almost as unflattering as the Jim royales
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Not even 100 comments (entries) on the latest giveaway ITS post for this collection. That is shockingly low. The announcement one only got 2,000 comments because it was her post and ITS were tagged in it. Just seen theyâve called it âthe summer opulenceâ collection. Now I know theyâre taking the piss
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Looking at her modelling her collection, trying desperately hard to make it sound good, you just know she is not going to ever be seen in any of the clothes ever again.
Where I live, black white and red are colours you don't wear to a wedding so there's basically nothing in that collection. Is this not a thing in England?
Even in different colours, none of it feels very occasion appropriate anyway
Even in different colours, none of it feels very occasion appropriate anyway
This is why I say sheâs been given the dregs. Perries occasion range was different pastel colours and Jacs ranges was pinks, purples, yellow and blues. Both PS and JJs collections look like occasionwear. This one of Jessâs does not.
Premium, Luxury? In other words this is going to be a more expensive collection than usual 
The crap is flowing out of her mouth on this one. You can so tell she doesnât believe a word of what sheâs saying.
The crap is flowing out of her mouth on this one. You can so tell she doesnât believe a word of what sheâs saying.
It looks like a childâs party dress.