Jessontheplussize #42 Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!

[shamkkzze]

Interesting that yer wan Lux is apparently a 22 but looks half the size of supposedly "size 24 on top, 26 on tbe bottom" Jess.

I don't know what height Lux is but I doubt she's much more than 5'5 (for reference)

She’s like 5”11

 

[Furnessian]

Might be a seat yourself airline and unsurprisingly no one chose to sit between them two.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

He went part time because of her money.

(And he's piled the weight on since.)

They’re both such a couple of slobs.

 

[Eastlondoner]

‘ I’m basically a tv show on the gram’ =annoying as fuck

 

[Dr.Dot.Dot]

Does anyone remember when she asked a Lidl worker if she could buy a whole tray of their frozen brownies

I mean I did this last Christmas for presents (wrapped them and popped in a hamper with other bits) but this was going to be shared around 10 people! We all know she would have eaten them in a day!

 

[GossipHun]

How fast is she talking in those lovall stories?! She barely comes up for air!!!

 

[Tiny-T]

That shirt she has on, I nearly bloody bought it today

 

[Tiny-T]

I hope she’s going straight to the hospital when she gets back - that shirt will need to be surgically removed. She’s barely taken it off for the last 10 days.

It'll be lifting, I'd love to know how often she's washed her hair whilst she's been away

 

[Silentwhisper13]

He’s had them scaled and polished the plaque has definitely been removed.

Must be by the same shitty dentist that's done her teeth as they still look rotten.

 

[Sundevil77]

I'm so confused as she definitely was trying on swimwear too....why launch occasion wear before swimwear when we are in June

 

[Diddikins]

And will reckon all of those sizes she wears are true to size! The only time she didn't was when she had to wear a size 30 on one of her skirts and we were treated to a whole monologue about how it made her feel to have to wear that size.

How long ago was that and why don’t I remember it? Was she all “woe is me” and “terrible terrible companies making things too small and not catering to my plus size needs”?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

The new Kollecshun ewwwwwww
Absolutely repulsive.

This looks like something an 80 year old would wear.

Why on earth would you want that even looser on the bottom! She looks like Mr Blobby

 

[Diddikins]

Occasion wear collection, if you need something for a wedding. You mean like the wedding she was on holiday for and didn't wear her own collection? The majority of that collection isn't fit for a wedding or christening. That fucking ruffle red number, Jesus Christ it's what your granny used to buy from the market in the 90s to go to the social.

Thank you!!!! I thought exactly the same. Now she could say that the collection wasn’t there in time for the wedding (the shoot took place afterwards) but you cannot tell me that they wouldn’t have let her take a dress with her if she’d asked.

 

[Elmoo]

Is the lighting off in this or what…. Also, makes the apron touch her knees practically

 

[traceymrsd]

Does she pay for the too-tight dresses or are they gifted from the companies?

I don't think they are gifted but I could be wrong! She afflinks them so I that's how she gets "paid"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I'm so confused as she definitely was trying on swimwear too....why launch occasion wear before swimwear when we are in June

As I mentioned earlier they’ve already launched several occasion wear ranges from other collabs in between their swimwear ranges too. That’s why she’s now doing an occasion wear one because everyone else have already released theirs. For example Jac Jossa has already launched 2 occasionwear and 2 swimwear collections, in the same time as Jess would have done 1 of each.

 

[Diddikins]

imagine being in the middle of them though

That would be a little annoying.

 

[Diddikins]

This when she was walking the dog? She looked a right bell end. Dressed like a tramp with Gucci sunglasses when it's dark and overcast

I noticed that and wondered if it was part of her anxiety/self consciousness about going out.

 

[Bettyboo2475]

Has Millie had his teeth done?

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

According to cronometer I tend to get over 300% of daily fibre requirement. It's as easy as wholegrain instead of white (bread, pasta etc) and adding some veg and fruit to what you have already. If she had wholemeal rolls, tuna with salad and maybe using mayo as spread on the rolls, then on the side having a few grapes or raisins and an apple, that would have been a fab lunch.