Jessontheplussize #42 Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!

[Diddikins]

Lux’s ITS kollekshun is pretty underwhelming but she has decent engagement on it so maybe it will sell better

It’s ok, nothing amazing there but it’s a lot fresher and younger than the stuff Jess puts out.

 

[annoyedbyinstaads]

Weren’t the starfish necklaces on there too?

The bead necklaces at the start look like they came from a kinder egg.

The starfish necklaces are in matalan in the sale for a few quid!

 

[Diddikins]

It's like she's training to be a ventriloquist the way she mouths inane shit like "It's got pockets!!!" to the camera.

Maybe she should make Millie her puppet, I could see that working well.

He already is. “Milli come and show us ya outfit”

 

[Diddikins]

I so want to post pics of my other half on one of those hammocks to show you the difference but I’m not sure he’d appreciate it. I can assure you though that the bits that are supposed to float were actually above the water.

 

[PinkandTwinkly]

Orrrrrr what you could do it whack it in the microdink for 1 minute and leave to stand for 5. Bobs ya uncle, fannies ya aunt. Thick sauce and properly cooked Noodles!

Yep that's the only way I'll eat them. Otherwise it's just noodles in stock.

 

[Diddikins]

Those hammocks are amazing. Me and my OH used them last year and they are so comfy. But seeing Jess trying to manoeuvre on them is just hilarious.

 

[Shel86]

I was wondering if it was a way for her to work her way into ITS so she can try can get a Collab with them.

I believe she used to work for ITS and branched off with Seventh Edit xx

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is she linked to ITS then? She seems to work with a lot of their collabs and they have been happy for Jess to showcase her temu jewellery all over her latest two collections.
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Also, the more I see that blue dress, the more horrible it looks.

I’m not sure if she is linked in anyway but she’s certainly gifted a few of their collabs, they use the ITS photographer for Jess’s 7th edit shoots and the way Jess is making a point of showcasing the jewellery alongside her collection, makes me think they must have some sort of collab/agreement in place.

 

[traceymrsd]

When did she go off the roacutane?

I think she said about a month ago in her story earlier

 

[Tiny-T]

Shes either 5ft9” or 5.11” she does give her stats every fecking reel she does in you can bear a listen to oneil pre warn you there embarrassing af!

I can confirm 5' 11

 

[mee43]

I agree - thought that dress looked quite nice on her

Yep! Looked a darn sight better than the caterpillar one!

 

[LilToes]

What is up with Jess’ lips at the moment? Has she had some semi permanent lip colouring done?

 

[Tiny-T]

Is she linked to ITS then? She seems to work with a lot of their collabs and they have been happy for Jess to showcase her temu jewellery all over her latest two collections.
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Also, the more I see that blue dress, the more horrible it looks.

I was wondering if it was a way for her to work her way into ITS so she can try can get a Collab with them.

 

[shamkkzze]

Interesting that yer wan Lux is apparently a 22 but looks half the size of supposedly "size 24 on top, 26 on tbe bottom" Jess.

I don't know what height Lux is but I doubt she's much more than 5'5 (for reference)

She’s like 5”11

 

[Furnessian]

Might be a seat yourself airline and unsurprisingly no one chose to sit between them two.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

He went part time because of her money.

(And he's piled the weight on since.)

They’re both such a couple of slobs.

 

[Eastlondoner]

‘ I’m basically a tv show on the gram’ =annoying as fuck

 

[traceymrsd]

I am surprised she didn't add a MEAT ROSE topper.

Wouldny put it past het she's probably got some in the fridge (or just left out on the side)

 

[Dr.Dot.Dot]

Does anyone remember when she asked a Lidl worker if she could buy a whole tray of their frozen brownies

I mean I did this last Christmas for presents (wrapped them and popped in a hamper with other bits) but this was going to be shared around 10 people! We all know she would have eaten them in a day!

 

[GossipHun]

How fast is she talking in those lovall stories?! She barely comes up for air!!!