Jessontheplussize #42 Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!

[Silentwhisper13]

Orrrrrr what you could do it whack it in the microdink for 1 minute and leave to stand for 5. Bobs ya uncle, fannies ya aunt. Thick sauce and properly cooked Noodles!

 

[Tiny-T]

That shirt she has on, I nearly bloody bought it today

 

[SheLeft]

At least it's got some veg in it - has she added that it? If so, she must be reading here!

 

[DizDog32]

I really fancy a Pot Noodle now

Beef and Tomato for me! I'll put the kettle on x

 

[Tiny-T]

I hope she’s going straight to the hospital when she gets back - that shirt will need to be surgically removed. She’s barely taken it off for the last 10 days.

It'll be lifting, I'd love to know how often she's washed her hair whilst she's been away

 

[Silentwhisper13]

He’s had them scaled and polished the plaque has definitely been removed.

Must be by the same shitty dentist that's done her teeth as they still look rotten.

 

[Sundevil77]

I'm so confused as she definitely was trying on swimwear too....why launch occasion wear before swimwear when we are in June

 

[Diddikins]

And will reckon all of those sizes she wears are true to size! The only time she didn't was when she had to wear a size 30 on one of her skirts and we were treated to a whole monologue about how it made her feel to have to wear that size.

How long ago was that and why don’t I remember it? Was she all “woe is me” and “terrible terrible companies making things too small and not catering to my plus size needs”?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

The new Kollecshun ewwwwwww
Absolutely repulsive.

This looks like something an 80 year old would wear.

Why on earth would you want that even looser on the bottom! She looks like Mr Blobby

 

[Diddikins]

Occasion wear collection, if you need something for a wedding. You mean like the wedding she was on holiday for and didn't wear her own collection? The majority of that collection isn't fit for a wedding or christening. That fucking ruffle red number, Jesus Christ it's what your granny used to buy from the market in the 90s to go to the social.

Thank you!!!! I thought exactly the same. Now she could say that the collection wasn’t there in time for the wedding (the shoot took place afterwards) but you cannot tell me that they wouldn’t have let her take a dress with her if she’d asked.

 

[Elmoo]

Is the lighting off in this or what…. Also, makes the apron touch her knees practically

 

[Loobloo]

She's been everywhere today, apart from to vote, it seems.

 

[traceymrsd]

Does she pay for the too-tight dresses or are they gifted from the companies?

I don't think they are gifted but I could be wrong! She afflinks them so I that's how she gets "paid"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I'm so confused as she definitely was trying on swimwear too....why launch occasion wear before swimwear when we are in June

As I mentioned earlier they’ve already launched several occasion wear ranges from other collabs in between their swimwear ranges too. That’s why she’s now doing an occasion wear one because everyone else have already released theirs. For example Jac Jossa has already launched 2 occasionwear and 2 swimwear collections, in the same time as Jess would have done 1 of each.

 

[Tiny-T]

Who does she think she is in those sunglasses

She looks a right cunt, she can't pull them off.

 

[Diddikins]

imagine being in the middle of them though

That would be a little annoying.

 

[Diddikins]

This when she was walking the dog? She looked a right bell end. Dressed like a tramp with Gucci sunglasses when it's dark and overcast

I noticed that and wondered if it was part of her anxiety/self consciousness about going out.

 

[Bettyboo2475]

Has Millie had his teeth done?

 

[MJx]

I don’t think she cooked that roast, it’s giving Toby carvery vibes

I was going to ask - aren’t those plates from Toby carvery ?

 

[Diddikins]

Hopefully she’ll do a Q&A. Someone might ask the question.