100%. She’ll film herself cleaning it and use it as “getting ready for summer” content.
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People that brown-nose in the comments like this make me wish Insta had an eye-roll reaction emoji!
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I’m amazed she didn’t call her “pet”.
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.It's obvious she has a few very close friends & that's good but what I don't get comments like this - she lives in her pjs & looks unclean most of the time unless she can #afflink it!
It's almost like she needs an intervention to get her to live a normal life & not get stressed over having to take a call & have a tidy round ready for a friend coming round. (All while her summer house looks like that
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If the floor is mouldy won't that fluffy rug be mouldy too? Although I imagine she spilt something on the floor last time they were in there and never bothered cleaning it up, and now it's gone all yucky.
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Milli looked like he’d spent ages fannying around with the darts so it’s not like they couldn’t have spared 10 mins to give the floor a wipe over. Or would that have stopped them getting back to their TV watching schedule after they’d played darts?
Absolutely this! No way could I stand in that room and not give that floor a wipe over - bone idle the pair of them
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She’s getting the Poppy Adams knee fat droop overhang 
That last story about the shark hairdryer has really pissed us off…
she’s got a long way to go until she gets herself into as terrible a state as Poppy Adams. Poppy’s excess and inertia is off the scale. I don’t think she could stand long enough to play a game of darts.
This make up makes her look like she’s been embalmed.
My jaw was literally on the floor!
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And I don't give a tit how good she claims the hairdryer is you cannot dry extensions in 9 mins. It might be Jess' version of dry but not bone dry like extensions are supposed to be. You can tell the roots are still damp. I bet her hair stinks!
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I skipped those. What did she do?
She contacted shark "to find out which hairdryer was faster" and they gifted her one. I wasn't expecting them to gift me one as I was going to buy one. Did they just bleeping guess your address?
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When they responded why didn't you buy it Jess? If receiving one as a gift was a shock how come you don't have two? She's such a disingenuous bleep. That takes the cake!