Jessontheplussize #36 too much cake, sofa break, walk that dog for goodness sake

[Eastlondoner]

Because we’re no longer in 2007

Still see them nights out in ye olde london. But not to the state of her lol

 

[Tiny-T]

Still see them nights out in ye olde london. But not to the state of her lol

Well throw your kebab at them and tell them they aren’t Olivia Newton John!

 

[uglybettybetty]

Oh of course she has a haul ready for the 30% off sale… she’s so shady!!! She knows people will be more likely to order because of the discount. This will probably make her a fair bit of money. She really disgusts me she’s even put makeup on.

 

[sausage dog]

True to size if you’re not fastening up? Okkkkkk then

 

[traceymrsd]

For fucks sake I had looked at those cowboy boots - what can I say like them on other people but on Jess it's a big fat no

& don't try & blame the fact that they don't fit on anything other than your huge bleeping cankles

 

[uglybettybetty]

New thread suggestion: Jess“it doesn’t fasten up on me huge gunt but it’s true to size” Millichump

 

[Lurkeryaar]

"I never fasten my coats" yeah cos you never buy one that fits Jess

 

[Skinny]

"I never fasten my coats"

Because you can’t.

 

[parisreynolds]

Why bother searching for and ordering new clothes when she hardly ever leaves the house? Such a waste of money. As others have said she really needs to go back to work to get out of the house and get some structure into her life

 

[JSquared]

She needs to go up more than one size in that denim skirt right? … she’s just deluding herself

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Because you can’t.

And that leather jacket was not "over sized"!
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Fits like a dream? A nightmare more like

 

[Frymydevil]

Wow, those denim skirts I’m a big lady and would never consider wearing those, she looks bloody awful

 

[Louby@21]

Jess if it doesn’t fit you and you question wether you need to size up, it’s probably cos your true size is higher… not sure even the 28 would fit her in that denim skirt!

 

[Tiny-T]

Is she stoned? “I know what you’re all thinking, have you lost weight?”. No mate, I promise you non of us think that.
She’s concerned about the satin skirt showing the gut but the denim fits like a dream? I must be looking at something else.

 

[AuntieSocial]

A lot of ASOS leather stuff is very oversized, so the size 24 will fit Jess (just). I recently got a size 16 leather coat which truly fits like a dream. But I’m not kidding on that’s my true size, I usually size up with coats and jackets… to be sure I can fasten them

 

[traceymrsd]

That t-shirt is not oversized & is she blind asking if the satin skirt looks ok????

 

[Diddikins]

Most of it’s going back anyway. She might keep a couple of the T shirts but most of the shoes will likely go back.

 

[Eastlondoner]

Facial deodorant? Bottom of the barrel

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

In what world is this fitting like a dream??

 

[sofiexxm]

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In what world is this fitting like a dream??

If her & Milli both wore this outfit…