Jessontheplussize #36 too much cake, sofa break, walk that dog for goodness sake

[LostScot82]

It’s giving….

Sneak peak from the 4th? (I may have lost count) Bat Jess Kollekshun

 

[Rnttfl]

Is a “snatched” ankle a thing that people want in a trouser these days like or…? I want to poke my own eyes out every time that word falls out of her mouth, man

Yes I love a snatched ankle. Do you never put belts round your ankles to snatch them in?

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Should we do a poll as to how long the new soda will last, seeing how they've already nearly busted it? Her face was pure shock cos she,really thought they'd broken it .

 

[Sooz]

What the hell does "snatched" even mean anymore???!

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[MJx]

Lux island says size up on the leggins and Jess says size down

 

[Lurkeryaar]

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Sweaty meat all over the table, won't be long til the sofa's unstable

 

[Diddikins]

Lux island says size up on the leggins and Jess says size down

Regan Ellis on TikTok said true to size so who knows.

 

[emisixo]

For some reason, every time I see her gunt now I want to draw a smiley face on it. It’s like a cartoon character.

 

[Mfranks]

Ridiculous comment I know; but the way she opens the milk drives me bonkers! She opens it with the palm of her hand?!

THANK YOU!! I Didn't want to comment because I thought I was being redic (we probably are) but it's actually so annoying

 

[Potatopatato]

Is a “snatched” ankle a thing that people want in a trouser these days like or…? I want to poke my own eyes out every time that word falls out of her mouth, man

As a plus size woman I can't say I've ever struggled to find leggings with a snatched ankle.. every pair I've owned has been fine. Jeans however, total nightmare. She ain't got a clue what she bleeping talking about, they will have told her to say certain things and she laps it up for

ETA - I would never ever call it snatched either. It's either loose on the ankle or its tight surely?!

 

[creamQueen]

Lux island says size up on the leggins and Jess says size down

& both look tit.. there all baggy on their legs

 

[IAASA]

Maybe I don’t leave the house enough, but I never see anyone wearing those types of leggings ever…. Are they really a trend?!

 

[traceymrsd]

Maybe I don’t leave the house enough, but I never see anyone wearing those types of leggings ever…. Are they really a trend?!

Nope

 

[Elmoo]

How is it possible that she looks smaller on the sofa

 

[Tiny-T]

Maybe I don’t leave the house enough, but I never see anyone wearing those types of leggings ever…. Are they really a trend?!

Because we’re no longer in 2007

 

[ladygardener]

God forbid she doesn't get her litre of cow's milk first thing!

 

[traceymrsd]

God forbid she doesn't get her litre of cow's milk first thing!

bleeping moaning about unsweetened almond milk too

 

[JSquared]

How is it possible that she looks smaller on the sofa

It’s a wide sofa Tbf, me and my partner viewed it a few weeks ago. Anyone could look smaller on it

 

[Elmoo]

But she adds syrup right? Does the milk make that much difference!!??

 

[Diddikins]

How sweet does she need it?! She adds syrup and sometimes sweeteners to it.