Jessontheplussize #35 Jess Your pizzas on fire and contents still dire!

[Diddikins]

She looks like she's wearing someone else's skin as a mask.

That or the local funeral director has been round to do her face.

 

[Laine33]

Seriously needs to ditch her hairdresser!

 

[Skinny]

How many she cooking for the 5000?
Either that or they are all greedy cunts like her lol

Are you new here

 

[Silentwhisper13]

I think it's absolutely cheeky AF to ask us what we want to see. She's the influencer, she should brush up on fashion and what's hot and what's not and deliver us the goods that make us go "yessss.. gotta get that in my basket"

She's a lazy snore fest recently

 

[Runforestrun]

Im just catching up on last nights stories, are they actually hiding and jumping out on the dog they have already said is not settled in the house and has full on anxiety?!

Yep, that is exactly what the pair of idiots were doing. Morons

 

[Tiny-T]

Given how much it would have cost her in petrol why didn’t she just stay overnight in Harrogate and go to Manchester today instead of driving all the way back?
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Was she that desperate for corned beef?

 

[Sooz]

Don't worry folks, this is literally the last time you will ever see any of those hideous clothes again. Cos Jess ain't wearing any of them again, that's for sure!

Back into the stained T shirts tomorrow!

And as an aside I just learnt that not only is Russ Abbott still alive, but he's only 75! How?! I watched him growing up and I'm perimenopausal!

 

[NoDramaHere]

I’m finding her content less and less interesting. The stupid dancing, the boring conversation, the stupid grimaces. I used to really like her, but I’m going off her very quickly.

 

[Tiny-T]

These are the people that pay a company to measure out ingredients for the week (gusto) and then do a food shop for the same ingredients to make the meals bigger because what they were sent isn’t enough

 

[Pandap]

If she gets a free sofa after going on the beg, that might be my final straw to unfollow her.

 

[Diddikins]

If you’re shocked at the desserts, wait until tomorrow when you see the sheer amount of food she makes. There’ll be at least 2 meats - I’m going with a chicken and Jon’s Unreal Gammon - mountains of potatoes and yorkshires, not much veg obvs and loads of stuffing.

 

[mee43]

I’ve just realised that she didn’t treat us to a try on of possible outfits!
I feel cheated!

 

[Diddikins]

Whoever said she'd be cooking a chicken was right, shows how predictable she is.

That was me - I guessed chicken and Jon’s Unreal Gammon.

What I didn’t guess was that there would be TWO chickens. Again, why the excess. Surely if she’d bought a big enough chicken, that and the gammon would have been plenty.

 

[Diddikins]

I hope she starts swooping around when she does her try on.

 

[Eastlondoner]

Only a cheeky 2 grand on that treadmill

 

[JustHereForA_Nosey]

Since she’s changed hairdressers and Tried to go back blonde her hair has looked dreadful. There is no cover on the greys and it looks so dry! If I was her I would recommend changing her hairdresser and paying someone who knows what they are doing!

 

[Titch tactics]

An AD just popped up and If this is Jess and not a look alike then my mind is that IT'S think it's acceptable to edit the photos as much as they have done here.

 

[Tiny-T]

Will there be much left after this pair of fat greedy cunts have finished “trying” it?
Why does she always have to taste it first. Last time she made two quiches for three of them she took two massive chunks out of the quiche.
Also, we now find out that Milli doesn’t even like quiche so greedy guts Jess scoffs the leftovers to herself. But it’s ok, because she puts it in a salad.

Note the recipes are to serve 8-10 people.

All baked out, she didn’t actually do anything other than put a couple of things together to make a filling. Everything else came in a bloody tin/jar or ready made.
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Just looked back at the recipes. There is 4000 calories in the quiche and 3050 in the tart. That’s if you used the recommended amounts (which she didn’t) plus the corned beef pie on top.

 

[Chub rub 99]

On the rare occasion life lets us sit down and enjoy a meal and a bottle of wine, the last thing I would be doing is picking my phone up. What a pair of losers, they strike me as the fat friends who end up together cos nobody else is interested, but they’re just pals really

 

[Kingdonkey]

Shes so uninspired at the moment with her wardrobe.. .especially this time of year smart casual.
.? FUCK OFF!!
You must have 10 wardrobes of floral shit that you can dress up or dress down?? None of that is inspiring her ...NONE OF THE SHIT FROM HER KOLLEKSHUNS INSPIRES ANYONE!!
Apologies for the shouting