Jessontheplussize #35 Jess Your pizzas on fire and contents still dire!

[Em_]

Wow russ abbot is still alive! He needs to do a collaboration with Jess as she's designing/crayoning fashion that 50yrs too late!

Anyone else noticed she's been v flat since her house warming party that cost a small fortune? Barely a mention of it after the event, weeks of stories leading upto it. Bet it was a big fat flop! Her fake excitement for everything's he has up and coming is so transparent its nauseating!

I feel she's totally lost her way. It feels. Like she's sell absolutely anything /put her name to absolutely anything, I didn't mind her when she had some morals and said what she didn't like etc. Now everything is super smiley brilliantly wonderful.

Another influencer bites the dust imo.

She's a total.sell out, she should have stayed working st the bank.
Thank God for Hinder and smaller accounts like her

 

[honey&lemon]

She bought in cupcakes, grazing table and pizza. She doesn’t work, yet didn’t manage to make a single thing herself?

 

[Chub rub 99]

Who has time to watch all this shit?! Like literally just sat, watching at least three series of stuff at the same time?! I don’t get it! Even if I didn’t work I’m sure between house hold stuff, family commitments and actual living, I wouldn’t have 6 hours a day to watch something I’ve actually watched before!?????? Make it make sense.

 

[honey&lemon]

I don’t know what she’s hoping to achieve with the treadmill, it won’t make a huge difference to her weight or fitness without fixing the diet too. She needs to look at her relationship with food and work on that. Don’t they say weight loss is something like 80% what you eat. Half an hour here and there on a treadmill won’t make a bit of difference if she continues eating the way she does

 

[Laine33]

Reheating 4 day old lasagna for dinner!

 

[Skinny]

Erm, no you’re not. You’re just trying to up your engagement. Again, have a wash and fuck off.

 

[traceymrsd]

Another Xmas tree. Yawn.
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Here Jess if it’s so expensive but you want it , how about sacrificing the Xmas tree. Let’s be honest she spends money like it’s Monopoly money anyway so she can afford it. Also going to see the same sofa her mams bought. Literally no imagination.
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I also think she’s on the beg for a gifted one.

Exactly she is happy to fork out for shit mismatched furniture but & Christmas trees but looks genuinely disgusted that the cushions are extra! It will be an expensive fabric if its the same as the sofa!

She's really getting on my last nerve now - more whingy & beggy than ever lately

 

[BronskiBeat]

Oh My! My first ever thread title, however i feel so inferior following the wonder that was BatJess!! Im going to go burn a Pizza to celebrate

 

[Skinny]

I don’t know what the point of the question box is. It will be the same polyester, flowery, tent, cold shoulder bollocks!

 

[acl9361]

Never normally one to compliment Jess but today she’s looked the best she has in a long! Her outfit is appropriate and suits her and is it just me or does it look like she’s lost a bit of weight?! Could just be the mirr-ow photo tho so don’t shoot me down too quickly

 

[scotsgirl51]

She is a glutenous pig! Let’s have a taste - a taste its full portions they are having. She is getting bigger every month - I truly fear for her life the way she is carrying on

 

[Skinny]

Is it safe to come out now? 🫣



Wonder what her excuse for been quiet will be.

Elloo appy thurzdee *quick wave* *gurn* *deep breath* sorri av bin quiet, av bin pickin were skin agen like. Alsooo, the sofar broke agen yesterdee *deep breath*. It’s nothin todew with me weet like, it’s just not been made properly like. Todee me mam is comin over coz I just wanna see if mi hair is identical to hers or not *deep breath* Also, so many of yous av bin asking mi for mi recipe for mikeesh. I am seeing were grummar later like so I will ask her then. Anywee, I hope you have a lovlee dee *huge contrived smile*
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Evidence of quick wave

 

[mee43]

I wonder what’s the most words Milli has ever said in one sentence?
‘Milli says “ it was a good film, aye” ‘

 

[Furnessian]

I could almost almost understand if the wasps and flies were inside her car but they weren’t. What was the big fuss about?

Yes, just drive off. What a nob.

 

[Tiny-T]

What age is this woman?

Like, 35??

She's like a thick teenager.

That’s what I was thinking. I’m the same age as Jess and she’s acting like a kid that’s just moved out. I don’t know why she’s playing dumb all of a sudden, as if she doesn’t know anything and everything’s a first. The lass has been a home owner for well over 10 years.

 

[KayTay]

So hectic so hasn’t been able to open gifted parcels, yet has been sat on her arse 95% of the time watching TV series!
she should try actually working!

You'd be livid as a small business owner wouldn't you. But, more fool them I guess for choosing to send to someone like Jess.

Also, WHY so many phone cases! Such a waste. And loved how she spent more time focusing on the sweet cone and was genuinely excited about that, more than anything else she received.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

Walking on a treadmill when your little dog who doesn't seem to have much of a life is sat there in bed watching seems a bit cruel! Get her our for a 40 minute steady walk if you can manage it on a treadmill, make her a priority Jess.

It's so sad to see that. Walks for dogs are so much more that just physical exercise. It's emotional enrichment and socialisation. She has no idea how cruel she is to that dog.

 

[acl9361]

What is going on with the lace type material on the top of the neckline and the cut, it looks like it's been designed for an 80 year old. How does each collection keep on getting worse?!
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It’s a classic and will stay in your wardrobe….. until your 80 and will want to wear it

 

[Retro80s]

I did add a screenshot but removed
I just questioned her height and yes she is 5 5 and I commented on a collection said it was non marche like and few weeks ago had said if she didn’t eat so much processed food she’d maybe feel better

The rule of Tattle, don’t take it off Tattle.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

One of the gardening youtubers I follow went on the beg for a pizza oven and got one. He said he wanted to hold pizza parties. This older bloke who isn't a cook showed himself using his produce to make pizzas. His attempt was completely successful. His pizzas were sliding on and off the shovel thing, he was able to turn the pizzas around if they weren't cooking evenly. All the way through I had tears running down my face thinking of Jess' tantrum and the pic of the base of the oven on fire

They are thick as mince and just so shit at everything. How do they manage to live independently?!