Jessontheplussize #20 bought 20+ dresses, just to dress up as a watermelon for her big birthday bash

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Thanks to @uglybettybetty for the thread title.

Does anyone want to do a re-cap? All I can think of, is as the thread title says, she bought loads of dresses for the aff links and ended up going out in a hideous one.
She stayed in a hotel last night that was 10 minutes from her house, we think they could be secret swingers, unicorns or into BDSM.
She has another collection coming out next week.

 

[JSquared]

She is going to swelter in that dress

 

[Retro80s]

If I had dark hair I’d have bought that dress!

Wonder if she’s staying at the hotel again tonight or going home? who calls her going live gone 3am talking tit

 

[Furnessian]

That dress looks awfully tight around the arms. Must be uncomfortable.

 

[Romy]

The few we see of her as she's sat with her friends doesn't look a great fit of the dress.... but at least they look happy.

 

[Furnessian]

The few we see of her as she's sat with her friends doesn't look a great fit of the dress.... but at least they look happy.

They do and I hope the day is all she wanted because she has really built it up.

 

[areyouokhunz]

It is nice to see she will always wear what she wants but same time she does pick some strange clothes

 

[uglybettybetty]

Thanks to @uglybettybetty for the thread title.
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Does anyone want to do a re-cap? All I can think of, is as the thread title says, she bought loads of dresses for the aff links and ended up going out in a hideous one.
She stayed in a hotel last night that was 10 minutes from her house, we think they could be secret swingers, unicorns or into BDSM.
She has another collection coming out next week.

thank you for choose mine!

 

[mrshan17]

I don’t mind the dress but not with the shoes not sure why. And it’s too small. Would have looked better in bigger size x

 

[Say.what82]

She looks like the green triangle quality street in that dress. Bet she's a right sweaty mess now

 

[Scrolling the gram]

She looks like the very hungry caterpillar lol then again I don’t think Jess has ever experience hunger in her life!

 

[Twobecomingthree]

She looks like a giant avocado. That’s an awful, awful dress and does her no favours.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I don’t understand why she didn’t go for the pink shirt dress it was so nice and the colour suited her

 

[mrshan17]

She looks like the very hungry caterpillar lol then again I don’t think Jess has ever experience hunger in her life!

She actually does! I couldn’t work out what it reminded me of!

 

[uglybettybetty]

I don’t understand why she didn’t go for the pink shirt dress it was so nice and the colour suited her

I think this shows how insecure Jess is. It reminds me of when I was a teen and was incredibly insecure and would try on tons and tons of clothes only to throw a strop and wear the most random thing because I felt so unhappy with myselff

 

[Annie65]

So after all that, she has a bog standard night out in the pub….

All that : it’s my birthday bullshit for nothing

 

[Scrolling the gram]

We’ve heard so much about her birthday and how she needed a perfect dress to go sit in your local by the looks of it! Such an anti climax

 

[Annie65]

Even Paul’s had enough and went to sleep at the end.

 

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I’m sure she said in the haul when she got the pink dress that it was a bit tight. Maybe she was in the biggest size?

 

[Bagpuss7]

So after all that, she has a bog standard night out in the pub….

All that : it’s my birthday bullshit for nothing

Yep so all that fuss and she's literally sat in a pub all afternoon and evening getting drunk