Saw Alfies WIP stand up the other night and it went badly....
He said Jessie is the breadwinner and explained she was on Harry Potter.
The audience was silent and he said " oh that usually gets a response"
he carried it on to say she was in the half. blood. prince
again expected a reaction and paused but audience remained silent
a man went up to go to the loo during his set and he said it would be better than the show
another man left and didnt come back
alfie opened by asking if i was okay
i said yes
he then asked when the last time i was scared was
i said i was rarely scared.
he said he wants to shag everyone he sees - hmmmm
he said jessie wanted a third child and he didnt and he thought that he would win but didnt explain why
he said they made a deal that if she got pregnant before he left for his tour in australia he could shag anyone he wanted to in australia
she agreed and got pregnant but then covid cancelled his tour
he was holding tenn and realised jessie had won
i do wonder how much jessie provides for the household cos it must be loadssssssss
He said Jessie is the breadwinner and explained she was on Harry Potter.
The audience was silent and he said " oh that usually gets a response"
he carried it on to say she was in the half. blood. prince
again expected a reaction and paused but audience remained silent
a man went up to go to the loo during his set and he said it would be better than the show
another man left and didnt come back
alfie opened by asking if i was okay
i said yes
he then asked when the last time i was scared was
i said i was rarely scared.
he said he wants to shag everyone he sees - hmmmm
he said jessie wanted a third child and he didnt and he thought that he would win but didnt explain why
he said they made a deal that if she got pregnant before he left for his tour in australia he could shag anyone he wanted to in australia
she agreed and got pregnant but then covid cancelled his tour
he was holding tenn and realised jessie had won
i do wonder how much jessie provides for the household cos it must be loadssssssss