Jessica Simpson

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I’m an OG Jess fan, still love watching Newlyweds, enjoyed her book. I really don’t like Eric, on Lipstick Alley they call him Dirty John and say he is not to be trusted :( She made a rod for her own back making her whole book and press tour about overcoming her addictions when she seems worse than ever now.

There used to be some tea about Newlyweds back in the day, that the house was a fake MTV house right in the middle of the porn valley, that they had CCTV all over the house and had hours of Jess and Nick having sex, and possibly blackmail attempts over the footage?

I can’t remember now…was it Bam Margera she was bleeping during Dukes of Hazzard? Actually I think it was the whole Jackass crew 😒 SMH Nick was a good guy, she will never find another as good as him imo.

Her dad was creepy af back in the day, Old Papa Joe always talking bout Jess’s double D’s, don’t know how she could bear it.
 
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It was pretty creepy that the minster at her wedding announced that she was entitled to wear white because she was a virgin.
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In any event, people wear white because Queen Victoria did. And she did it so that she could be spotted easily on the day among the crowds.
 
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I believe her clothing line etc is what makes the most money, according to wiki it’s worth over a billion dollars! Although it also says her parent company filed for divorce so I don’t quite know
I listened to an episode of Even the Rich about her which is interesting, I had no idea she had a clothes line let alone that ig was so successful
 
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I’m an OG Jess fan, still love watching Newlyweds, enjoyed her book. I really don’t like Eric, on Lipstick Alley they call him Dirty John and say he is not to be trusted :( She made a rod for her own back making her whole book and press tour about overcoming her addictions when she seems worse than ever now.

There used to be some tea about Newlyweds back in the day, that the house was a fake MTV house right in the middle of the porn valley, that they had CCTV all over the house and had hours of Jess and Nick having sex, and possibly blackmail attempts over the footage?

I can’t remember now…was it Bam Margera she was bleeping during Dukes of Hazzard? Actually I think it was the whole Jackass crew 😒 SMH Nick was a good guy, she will never find another as good as him imo.

Her dad was creepy af back in the day, Old Papa Joe always talking bout Jess’s double D’s, don’t know how she could bear it.
isn't her dad transitioning? He has boobs himself in her last family pic I thought
 
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I used to love watching Newlyweds ...

I think as Jessica matured she regretted divorcing Nick and probably secretly loves him more now
Same. Loved them together. I don’t see the same connection between Nick and Vanessa on love is blind. She always says how she basically forced him to marry her 😂 it was rumoured because he didn’t want to give up his alimony from Jessica. I think as Jessica got really famous in the last few seasons though he was jealous of her and it wasn’t going to end well
 
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Same. Loved them together. I don’t see the same connection between Nick and Vanessa on love is blind. She always says how she basically forced him to marry her 😂 it was rumoured because he didn’t want to give up his alimony from Jessica. I think as Jessica got really famous in the last few seasons though he was jealous of her and it wasn’t going to end well
Remember when he introduced himself on love is blind "and of course I am nick lachey" 🤣 as if he is some kind of global superstar
 
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I can’t remember now…was it Bam Margera she was bleeping during Dukes of Hazzard? Actually I think it was the whole Jackass crew 😒 SMH Nick was a good guy, she will never find another as good as him imo.
replying to this really late to say it was johnny knoxville. they had a very intense (by her own admission) “emotional affair”:


they apparently wrote each other love letters every day but never acted on it (which, hmmm 🤨)
 
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replying to this really late to say it was johnny knoxville. they had a very intense (by her own admission) “emotional affair”:


they apparently wrote each other love letters every day but never acted on it (which, hmmm 🤨)
There is a really good series about her on the Podcast Even The Rich
 
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There is a really good series about her on the Podcast Even The Rich
I love that podcast. The Jessica one is really good they took a lot of details from her book. I can't believe she told her parents she was SA and they just ignored it
 
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Has Jessica’s Dad come out the closet now?

I use to love newlyweds and saw old clips on TikTok and watching it again was uncomfortable seeing how jealous Nick really was.

I loved Jessica as a Brunette when she was dating John Mayor.
 
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Here from the Britney thread. Had no idea Jessica was so out of it these days. Noooooo. I used to love her, she had a body care range which was a fortune for teenage me. I wonder what happened to that. I had the creme brulee shower gel.
 
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I loved them on newlyweds and always wanted to try her Dessert stuff! Didn’t realise she went through addiction. Her best gaff was the chicken of the sea question
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I think the chicken of the sea question was fake.. i don't think she was anywhere near a thick as she was trying to make out.
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Remember the buffalo wings act too 🙄
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it was very awkward and embarrassing for Drew and Lea.
 
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This has triggered a memory ....

Was her dog called Daisy she had when with Nick and did it get took away with a wild animal or stolen?
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