Just me who thinks this might be a cover story to justify more surgery? Like, the „infection caused“ something that requires „fixing“?
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Jamila Jamil script what a loserLOL
which bit of plastic did the bee sting, ya bleeping liar? May the bee rest in peace xWhat his saddlebags have been displaced by too much dancing?
I apologise for this dark path but what kind of brassing could they do? Oral is out cos there’s no way they can breathe through that nose.
The bum-plants would surely explode in a missionary situation. Or at least be like trying to balance on one of those yoga balls. And unless you’ve a schlong like Mr Tickle’s arms, can you get close enough to tap from behind?
Oh wait, I have it. Foot fetishists!
The bum-plants would surely explode in a missionary situation. Or at least be like trying to balance on one of those yoga balls. And unless you’ve a schlong like Mr Tickle’s arms, can you get close enough to tap from behind?
Oh wait, I have it. Foot fetishists!
I’ll be surprised if it’s still alive by the end of the week. I’ve noticed he shared all the messages and the only one that said he wasn’t inspiring he blocked and reported .. bleeping idiot
"Caused a giant hole to appear in her surgically enhanced rear" I must admit that I fell about laughing at the description.
And when he said he wanted to enjoy his birthday but his bum got in the way
Well I certainly ain't jealous of his "stunning beauty". Nothing stunning about it. 
I wouldn't want his fake plastic life even if I was offered a million quid. They are all bleeping delusional.
I wouldn't want his fake plastic life even if I was offered a million quid. They are all bleeping delusional.
What a pity that one of the things you can’t get from cosmetic surgery is a thick skin. 
Any room for a womb?
All this bleating about the haters and I'm just a woman living her best life blah blah. Why doesn't he get the reason people laugh and make fun of him is because he IS NOT A WOMAN!!!!! Having a huge disproportional ass and comedic gigantic tits and overinflated everything else does not make you feminine it just makes you a laughing stock. That smug look on his face makes me sick.Well I certainly ain't jealous of his "stunning beauty". Nothing stunning about it.
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Especially if that fat arse sat on it! Poor bee
You guys are all jealous of Jessica and her beautiful stunning natural arse. Her cheekbones and luscious lips. Her beautiful hee-hee nose and breasts the size of watermelons.
Don't forget the prostate gland which i'm still trying to identify on the X ray
There's a vast difference vas deferens between Jessica and a woman. This meme always reminds me of him
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I am not jealous of that mess.
Looking like he's absolutely relishing being back in Turkey under the care of Dr Prof Mr Dr Ali Gurlak. And so poorly with his bottom that he can sit down in a taxi face bleeping himself as per usual, then a meal out with "friends" and then that great Turkish tradition of feeding the seagulls from your hand.
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