They are far from that in my experience….maybe you lived with 4 imbeciles but once they get to their pre-reg year it’s no joke!
They are far from that in my experience….maybe you lived with 4 imbeciles but once they get to their pre-reg year it’s no joke!When I was in college I lived with 4 people who were studying pharmacy. I used to find it so funny when they referred to themselves as glorified shop assistants!I can never think of pharmacists now without remembering that.
It was a joke that they used to tell when people asked them what course they were in…calm down.They are far from that in my experience….maybe you lived with 4 imbeciles but once they get to their pre-reg year it’s no joke!
I’m calm, thanksIt was a joke that they used to tell when people asked them what course they were in…calm down.
What’s this got to do with redden. Stay on topicI’m calm, thanksHilarious bants there with your housemates, gas craic there I’d say
Careful careful, you'll be jumped on for having an opinionCan’t believe she has the baby in a pod on the kitchen counter
I wish all of this this could be the next thread titleCareful careful, you'll be jumped on for having an opinionAlso Jess actually is the only woman in the world to be pregnant and then have said child (#BookNumberTwo) so she's amazing and can do no wrong, also heard she built that counter herself so she's super confident that the child is safe there, because she knows everything after all (did u not get the memo) It's all a fUcKiNg mAgIcAL JoUrNeY dontcha know?
All while Rob is at some opening ceremony with Tommy Bowe, and the gym yesterdayI wish all of this this could be the next thread title
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She’s teaching the baby how to use the thermomix. Little Bobby needs to eat his seeds.
Ooh look she’s the next modern day Bree van De Kamp. “Just doing some baking while my newborn sleeps on the counter because im A better mother than anyone else that’s ever lived and this is such an easy time for me…Gonna just put the air fryer next to the baby’s head to keep him warm too.” *hides nanny in the background*
“Oh I also just wanted to mention that I’ve done 2000 squats while breast feeding. My gee is better than yours. What an aMaZiNg JoUrNeY sO fAr. LoViNg My BaBy BuBbLe” * throws baby to nanny and drives off to the gym*
Oh Jesus you crack me up!!I wish all of this this could be the next thread title
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She’s teaching the baby how to use the thermomix. Little Bobby needs to eat his seeds.
Ooh look she’s the next modern day Bree van De Kamp. “Just doing some baking while my newborn sleeps on the counter because im A better mother than anyone else that’s ever lived and this is such an easy time for me…Gonna just put the air fryer next to the baby’s head to keep him warm too.” *hides nanny in the background*
“Oh I also just wanted to mention that I’ve done 2000 squats while breast feeding. My gee is better than yours. What an aMaZiNg JoUrNeY sO fAr. LoViNg My BaBy BuBbLe” * throws baby to nanny and drives off to the gym*
If she says journey once moreLater, her followers informed her that she hadn’t installed the pump correctly, prompting her to encourage other mums to reach out and “ask for help” when they need it.
“Thanks for all the tips... I didn’t have the parts screwed in properly! When you’re tired everything can seem a bit more difficult but ask for help and give yourself permission to feel all the feelings as they come,” she said.
“Also as a new mum you’ll hear all kinds of dos and don’ts which can be overwhelming – you do what’s best for you and baby keeping that baby happy and healthy and minding yourself along the journey is all that matters.”
This is batshit. Like which is she a new mum who doesn't know how to fit a pump and asks randomers from the internet for help or a new mums guru who tells the internet how to do it?
I feel personally attacked as I still love skinny jeansJess, skinny jeans are so 2022. She’s got the nails done too.
em what jeans are 2023, asking for a friendJess, skinny jeans are so 2022. She’s got the nails done too.
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