Jane Gammons #8 flat full of tat, still just as fat, vlogmas is gonna be crap....innit Charlie?

[DishtheDirt]

Her vocabulary is very limited! Oh god I'm howling at the retired footballer, I wonder if he was as gormless back then

I wish she would limit using the word 'literally' E
Every other word is 'literally' and she doesn't even use it in the right context! She doesn't even know the meaning of the bloody word. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, for sure.

 

[Disneylover]

I wish she would limit using the word 'literally' E
Every other word is 'literally' and she doesn't even use it in the right context! She doesn't even know the meaning of the bloody word. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, for sure.

Thick as pigshit springs to mind!

 

[lexiloo]

Her vocabulary is very limited! Oh god I'm howling at the retired footballer, I wonder if he was as gormless back then

bet he bloody was! someone above mentioned he conceded 5 goals in one match.....he will have just stood there looking gormless while they flew past him

 

[DishtheDirt]

bet he bloody was! someone above mentioned he conceded 5 goals in one match.....he will have just stood there looking gormless while they flew past him

Probably was in the middle of eating a pie...

 

[Lars Guinard]

I played for my local girls football club when I was 13 now I must be a retired footballer. I also played recorder in primary so I’m a retired musician too.

I played Mary in the Nativity at school...I must be a retired actress!
Just asked my husband about Charlie’s league...it’s the equivalent of my son’s Sunday football club apparently.

Are we all clubbing in to sign up for exciting Patreon content to see what Charlie is getting for Christmas? I don’t get it though as surely we’ll see, at Christmas, what he gets anyway?

 

[doctordoctor]

bet he bloody was! someone above mentioned he conceded 5 goals in one match.....he will have just stood there looking gormless while they flew past him

Maybe he was wearing his camel coat. His arms could only come up to elbow height

 

[DishtheDirt]

I played Mary in the Nativity at school...I must be a retired actress!
Just asked my husband about Charlie’s league...it’s the equivalent of my son’s Sunday football club apparently.

Are we all clubbing in to sign up for exciting Patreon content to see what Charlie is getting for Christmas? I don’t get it though as surely we’ll see, at Christmas, what he gets anyway?

More to the point, do we even care that Jane has bought the Bean a Lynx Africa gift set for Christmas

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

I played for my local girls football club when I was 13 now I must be a retired footballer. I also played recorder in primary so I’m a retired musician too.

Yes and my husband had a part time job at greggs whilst at college...hes a retired pastry chef.
Not hating on greggs btw...would love a job there compared to my stress head job

Getting like fopperholic with this bumming stuff up

bet he bloody was! someone above mentioned he conceded 5 goals in one match.....he will have just stood there looking gormless while they flew past him

Stood there going errrrrrrrrrmmmmm.....

 

[Dolphingal]

I played Mary in the Nativity at school...I must be a retired actress!
Just asked my husband about Charlie’s league...it’s the equivalent of my son’s Sunday football club apparently.

Are we all clubbing in to sign up for exciting Patreon content to see what Charlie is getting for Christmas? I don’t get it though as surely we’ll see, at Christmas, what he gets anyway?

You're not a retired actress.. You're now a retired virgin

Maybe he was wearing his camel coat. His arms could only come up to elbow height

OMG.... Laughing my head off in work here

 

[Lars Guinard]

You're not a retired actress.. You're now a retired virgin

How funny, I had typed out retired virgin but changed it to actress
Also 5 children later...it’s as believable as Gammons intermittent fasting

 

[Emperortooco]

Yes and my husband had a part time job at greggs whilst at college...hes a retired pastry chef.
Not hating on greggs btw...would love a job there compared to my stress head job

Getting like fopperholic with this bumming stuff up


Stood there going errrrrrrrrrmmmmm.....

I was a nanny in my youth in New York for 3 1/2 years and I once gave someone directions to the natural history museum so I,m guessing I,m a retired tour guide !

 

[Heresthetea]

I gave my colleague paracetamol last week . Now I’m a retired pharmacist.

 

[Dolphingal]

Well, I made some mince pies so I guess that makes me Mary Berry or the winner of British Bake Off 2019

 

[Miss polar]

Retired footballer, sweet Jesus. Sounds like he used to have a kick about in the local football grounds

 

[Heresthetea]

Retired footballer, sweet Jesus. Sounds like he used to have a kick about in the local football grounds

He is as much of a retired footballer as Jane is a gymshark model after her and Helens exercise vlog

 

[Emperortooco]

Could start a new thread on all of these retired "professionals" much more entertaining than her bleeping vlogs!

 

[Rosieposey]

Retired virgin

 

[Yashlions]

Could have actually smashed up my tv tonight , anyone would think she had won an Oscar with the speech she gave and cant open her chocolate advent calendar till Charlie gets home REALLY What an absolute pair of saddos !

 

[Calabria]

Well that was a 'think outside the box' vlog for Christmas gift ideas. I mean, who would think to buy perfume, slippers, a bottle of gin or some jewellery?
Is she for real? Putting out tit like that thinking that she's giving great gift advice. Bloody hell, people have been giving those boring old gifts for Christmas since time began! Can't you come up with something more original Janeykins? Oh, no, I forgot, you don't do original.

As for the Bean putting 'retired footballer' in his bio, what a joke! Does that mean that every man that has ever played football for his local club is a retired footballer? No! Definitely trying to make it sound more grand than it actually is.

Rustington F.C. Rustington F.C. is an English football club based in Rustington, near Littlehampton in West Sussex. The club are currently members of the Southern Combination Division Two and play at the Recreation Ground.

Recreation ground! Just having a kick about then!

No Way!! Rustington FC I grew up near there and it is literally a crappy rec where kids use jumpers for goal posts. Such a glittering career!

 

[lexiloo]

well I was right....vlogmas is crap! an entire vlog of her answering crap questions, crying at how she is changing peoples lives with her channel, wonky curtains and writing chirstmas cards all the while dressed like Jeffrey from rainbow!