Jane Gammons #8 flat full of tat, still just as fat, vlogmas is gonna be crap....innit Charlie?

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Dolphingal

I watched a snippet of it and I've never heard so much bollocks.... She had the audacity to mention weight loss presents???!! How about one to yourself, you Pig in a trough??!!
She put Charlie's tartan shirt on and left it open cos is fuck all else fits her these days!!
And what's this follower on about in the comments? Do a mens gift idea video....... Has she seen Jane's idea of gifting her own husband a coat that's too small and makes him look like Arthur Daly???? Christ alive I'm getting a glass of wine......
 

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Yashlions

All poor Charlie has to look forward to for crimbo is 99p shower gels , and a bar of Aldi chocolate that she prob scoffs before he has a chance to eat it
 
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lexiloo

Made me laugh when she bought her dad a pair of well worn shoes from the charity shop and gave him them part of his Christmas present probably be giving him used socks or undies Xmas day!
 
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Lars Guinard

Just started watching it.
Please get the bottle and pass me a glass
Who are these people finding this list of ‘please gift me’ useful? A mens gift guide? yeah, I will try her ideas for my husband,brother and dad... I’ll be having Christmas dinner on my own I bet!
 
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String Man

That must have been an old account of Charlie's as neither that nor the 'janejanejaneb' accounts are still on Insta.

This is his account:

 
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lexiloo

who the fuck is Kelvin Kline? she been buying her perfume down the market from knock off pete????
 
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Emperortooco

Dolphingal said:
Well, why doesn't she do to a market then??? Lazy lying bint.
I haven't watched it... Making tea after work x
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Says she is wearing Charlie's shirt coz it looks festive! Bollocks its coz her own stuff doesn't fit her anymore !!!
 
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MUZICAL_THEATRE

Yet again another excuse to over indulge. What a porker she is!
 
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Itsmethatlikesamoan

ARTHUR DALY
 
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TeaAndYoutube

She’s just waiting for the day that she can smugly tell everyone they’re moving to London. It would be her dream and there’s even a Home Bargains. She’ll throw a pity/sympathy party about leaving her very part time Tesco job but secretly hoping she’ll never have to work again. Some excuse about anxiety over working somewhere she doesn’t know even if it’s another Tesco. I’ll be surprised if they move out of Eastbourne. I doubt they’d be able to afford the outset of outskirts of London and if they could it wouldn’t be up to her standards.
 
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Dolphingal

LMFAO Have a fresh bottle of wine. You'll need it on yer tod at Xmas

Going back to the Arthur Daly look aka Charrrliee....
Jane should use this on her video intro's https://g.co/kgs/VFBd7P
 
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Lars Guinard

String Man said:
Charlie was a goalkeeper for Rustington FC

(who?)

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Where did I get Charlie playing for Eastbourne? At least I have heard of Eastbourne

Dolphingal said:
LMFAO Have a fresh bottle of wine. You'll need it on yer tod at Xmas

Going back to the Arthur Daly look aka Charrrliee....
Jane should use this on her video intro's https://g.co/kgs/VFBd7P
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I’ll be ‘reet, a bottle of wine and homemade tiffin/rocky road...the culinary catastrophe that failed so much even Jane didn’t know what to call it!

Aah Minder! Got me singing it now...I need to stop, contain my energy for the party! I heard it’s bring your own bottle...of Gaviscon!
 
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DishtheDirt

Well that was a 'think outside the box' vlog for Christmas gift ideas. I mean, who would think to buy perfume, slippers, a bottle of gin or some jewellery?
Is she for real? Putting out shit like that thinking that she's giving great gift advice. Bloody hell, people have been giving those boring old gifts for Christmas since time began! Can't you come up with something more original Janeykins? Oh, no, I forgot, you don't do original.

As for the Bean putting 'retired footballer' in his bio, what a joke! Does that mean that every man that has ever played football for his local club is a retired footballer? No! Definitely trying to make it sound more grand than it actually is.

Rustington F.C. Rustington F.C. is an English football club based in Rustington, near Littlehampton in West Sussex. The club are currently members of the Southern Combination Division Two and play at the Recreation Ground.

Recreation ground! Just having a kick about then!
 
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Heresthetea

I played for my local girls football club when I was 13 now I must be a retired footballer. I also played recorder in primary so I’m a retired musician too.
 
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Disneylover

Well I'm really inspired to buy something different for christmas presents now! Am I shite!! I'm surprised she never mentioned nive-ayyy sets
Will she ever stop saying "brought" instead of bought?!
 
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DishtheDirt

Disneylover said:
Well I'm really inspired to buy something different for christmas presents now! Am I shite!! I'm surprised she never mentioned nive-ayyy sets
Will she ever stop saying "brought" instead of bought?!
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or think instead of thing? wtf is everythink?
 
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