Jane Gammons #8 flat full of tat, still just as fat, vlogmas is gonna be crap....innit Charlie?

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Jane bought it, even though he obviously doesn't like. It doesn't fit loads told her to exchange for a bigger size but they/she doesn't want to cos apparently they're still losing weight
So that's the coat story in a nutshell. Also he looks a right knob end in it.
 
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I rarely watch the vlogs type videos cos they get on my nerves... I see snippets sometimes when I have YouTube on autoplay... I don't think his job is as important as Slobberchops makes out

Knobend
 
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This is probably old news but retired footballer Janey thinks she’s a WAG
 
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I rarely watch the vlogs type videos cos they get on my nerves... I see snippets sometimes when I have YouTube on autoplay... I don't think his job is as important as Slobberchops makes out


Knobend
Of course his job isn't important. I reckon his last job with his navy blue uniform was screwfix
 
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Why does she drag Charlie round Tesco on a Saturday, she works in one ffs. Why the hell doesn't she get her shopping in the week after work? I know she does do some shopping in the week but if he can't be arsed why bother?! Probably too lazy to pack the bags on her own!
 
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That was me, still haven,t got my message off the fat twonk !!
 
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So on her latest vlogmas crock of shite she finally admits she,s piling on the pork and wants a week of decent eating ! No shit Sherlock ! and then what does she do, “charlieeee it’s time for the advent calendars” and those fat fucking fingers that I am beginning to despise the look of the way they delve into those chocolate compartments like a greedy spoilt child digging around for a chocolate. Then she realised she could have 2 as had a couple of days to catch up on and she was practically squealing with delight. Had to switch off when the kranching of the chocolate in her cavernous gob started as I couldnt cope anymore

That’s shite customer service you should report that to Tesco
That’s an idea, do you think I,ll get extra club card points ?
 
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I can’t get over the Christmas card pish who the hell does she think she is she will be sitting with Charlie saying we are such a big hit we should be applying to be on I’m a celebrity but least one thing it’s one way she could loss weight
 
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Oh I see we are back to the "I Just can't wait to eat sensible again" bollocks!!!!!! We have heard it all before and she states she is not the only one that struggles "this time of year".. THIS TIME OF YEAR.. Your Christmas eating starts in Fucking September Jane! Do you expect not to pile on the pounds if I was her I would Just give up I have never in my life seen someone so food / calorie obsessed / SW / Diet / wanting to lose weight yo yo so bloody hard. She should take a look back at the start of her weight loss Journey and really ask herself is what she does working for her she will never be slim but is she really happy with losing it then piling it all back on it's not healthy. I have also never seen anyone else but Jane carry a stone gain solely in her face Sorry went off a little there but I really wish she wouldn't pretend like she misses eating healthy she used to say it all the time "Can't wait to get back on plan!" well stop eating shit then nobody is forcing you too why do they act like fucking twats?

It's never a cheat day or cheat meal or a naughty treat its like oh well I had over my calories so will have 6 weeks of eating total shit and not counting it
 
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I see everyone's declined the Christmas card offer on the extra comments aaaawwwwwww.
 
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Make sure you all put your names and addresses down to be in for a chance of this
Look at the camera and say 'sausages'. Looks like her mouth is saying it and her eyes are closed, already thinking about more eating. Wonder how many calories in envelope glue......

Finally she has a full time job

Wtf is ‘mauled wine’
Anything Janeykins handled in the alcoholic beverages aisle

They could use the fall out from her arse in the trials instead of bugs! Literally have her perched above the victims with a conveyor belt of food to scoff as her butt explosions have every fucker screaming 'I'm a celebrity! Get me outta here!!!'
(Almost upchucked my own breakfast at the idea)
 
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Jane probably lives in hope that someone else will 'have' her at xmas.
 
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If anyone would like a Xmas card from me just drop me your email , I’d really like to give back to you all and when you receive it you could frame it or something ! Many thanks
 
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Porky is trying to copy Nadia Sawalha. The opening music to her vlogmas, and now referring to her followers as " Subbys." The idea of sending her followers a signed Christmas card from her and Charlie, she has also copied from Nadia and Mark. The latter proves that she really does think she is a celebrity. How deluded she is!
 
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