The beans last resort
Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and sheβs still grotty
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The beans last resort
They was going to go Bruge Xmas market this year but as the van is not finished sheβs told him she wonβt be able to relarxxxx , needs the kitchen to be finished what bleeping kitchen you have no room you silly mare 
porta potty is about as good as it gets 
what bleeping kitchen you have no room you silly mare porta potty is about as good as it gets They may make Polly double as a soup maker
Bet this is why she wants to go
Wtf
Sad bastards.
Brookies are live doing a lucky dip. The baths as big as chins manky office
Sharing a deep fried sausage sad fuckers
Thatβs embarrassing
I'm getting Jane vibes is she modelling herself on Brookie
Heβs probably in the back heavy breathing over hisSharing a deep fried sausage sad fuckers
Bet she cooks up a nice mince dinner when she gets in
No hope she's sharing that ,it's only a starterSharing a deep fried sausage sad fuckers
By the time he would find the damp spot he wouldβve lost his stiffy, so he might as well carry on wanking into his work socksPoor bean
Wonder if that battered sausage will be used on her in the back of the van. Charlie could eat his way up her flaps, think I told you once I knew someone that used to do that with curly wurlys and mars bars, then her husband decided to stick an orange sparkle ice lolly up. The contact of that lolly on her inner flaps took the skin off, she was in agony for weeks. I sacked her in the end
she was bloody hopelessWish I was going to be around to see the completion of Berty, thatβs one on my bucketlist not achieved
. Goodish day today , been awake full on since 5pm , fancied a curry , Mr Tooco went and got a takeaway, had 2 forkfuls then left it but have necked the bottle of Prosecco down, will no doubt suffer for it but what the duck, Iβm a rebel
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PrioritiesWonder if that battered sausage will be used on her in the back of the van. Charlie could eat his way up her flaps, think I told you once I knew someone that used to do that with curly wurlys and mars bars, then her husband decided to stick an orange sparkle ice lolly up. The contact of that lolly on her inner flaps took the skin off, she was in agony for weeks. I sacked her in the end
Wish I was going to be around to see the completion of Berty, thatβs one on my bucketlist not achieved
...she nearly had to be worked with when someone said "don't come knocking if Berty is rocking" it would only be a wrestling match over a battered sausage in their case 
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