The beans last resort
Thatβs embarrassing
I'm getting Jane vibes is she modelling herself on BrookieBrookies are live doing a lucky dip. The baths as big as chins manky office View attachment 1685922
Heβs probably in the back heavy breathing over hisSharing a deep fried sausage sad fuckers
No hope she's sharing that ,it's only a starterSharing a deep fried sausage sad fuckers
By the time he would find the damp spot he wouldβve lost his stiffy, so he might as well carry on wanking into his work socksPoor bean would be like shagging a Raw turkey crown
Wonder if that battered sausage will be used on her in the back of the van. Charlie could eat his way up her flaps, think I told you once I knew someone that used to do that with curly wurlys and mars bars, then her husband decided to stick an orange sparkle ice lolly up. The contact of that lolly on her inner flaps took the skin off, she was in agony for weeks. I sacked her in the end she was bloody hopeless
Wish I was going to be around to see the completion of Berty, thatβs one on my bucketlist not achieved . Goodish day today , been awake full on since 5pm , fancied a curry , Mr Tooco went and got a takeaway, had 2 forkfuls then left it but have necked the bottle of Prosecco down, will no doubt suffer for it but what the duck, Iβm a rebel
Priorities ...she nearly had to be worked with when someone said "don't come knocking if Berty is rocking" it would only be a wrestling match over a battered sausage in their caseWonder if that battered sausage will be used on her in the back of the van. Charlie could eat his way up her flaps, think I told you once I knew someone that used to do that with curly wurlys and mars bars, then her husband decided to stick an orange sparkle ice lolly up. The contact of that lolly on her inner flaps took the skin off, she was in agony for weeks. I sacked her in the end she was bloody hopeless
Wish I was going to be around to see the completion of Berty, thatβs one on my bucketlist not achieved . Goodish day today , been awake full on since 5pm , fancied a curry , Mr Tooco went and got a takeaway, had 2 forkfuls then left it but have necked the bottle of Prosecco down, will no doubt suffer for it but what the duck, Iβm a rebel