Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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Now she has that watch she can apparently message him while she’s live because she won’t forget, they both have a screw loose
And that watch didn’t even go on her wrist was practically attached to her palm 🫣
I think it’s a secret device to stop her eating she’ll not be able to bend her wrist with it on he might get her one for the other arm

They’re bound to be jeggings from jacamo

It’s hardly going to be a “little” cardi
Her words ,not mine
 
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They won't be jeans, it will be two denim print zeplins stitched together.

 
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I bet he (sorry she) put a post up probably with a wedding photo and mentioned the words little life and probably thanking her

I mean who doesn’t want to be thanked in a birthday post it’s just her chance to blow smoke up her own fat arse
 
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I guess it must be sad when the majority of your “friends”are virtual. Where’s all her school friends? I still see lots of my friends from school .. and I’m 64!
She doesn’t like socialising unless it’s online.
 
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Ding ding ding we have a winner!
Thank you for what?! Sitting on her arse most of the day watching Netflix while he’s at work, then she makes a cunt of herself on Tik Tok! He even ends up cooking after being at work all day when she’s still making shite wax mewts. Oh deeeeearrr
 
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Ding ding ding we have a winner!
Always with the ‘tHaNk yOu FoR eVeRyThInG yOu Do FoR uS’ - surprised the ‘little life’ wasn’t mentioned like usual! What does she even do? She doesn’t make money. She doesn’t clean. She doesn’t seem to cook him dinner. Sooooo thanks for what? I think he just has such low self-esteem that he has just settled for her and resigned himself to his fate. I think he wrote that this time, it’s far too well written to be Chins!
 
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I think he must of wrote this one normally it says my beautiful wife
I bet it took him weeks to think of as well I bet she kept nagging him to do his own this time and that’s what he coke up with as no mention of little life awwwww and I was almost spot on same thing every time though 🥱 don’t think I got a grid post from my husband on my 30th but then again we live together he can just tell me not ignore me on his phone to type up a post for strangers online to read fucking pair these two are

Exactly this!!!!!!! She pays no bills he has to take her to the shops he posts her parcels i fail to see what she does apart from obviously being a narc making out she does so much so he believes it
 
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You can just see him, thinking hard about what to write, then having to defer to her ‘em…wat do you em…eh….like want me to…..em….say?
 
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