Will it be bolognese or chilli she makes over a tealight for them to eat????
Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty
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Can just imagine what it’s gonna be like , they will be parked up in some local car park eating battered sausage then chins goes on to take massive dumps in the travel potty while he is still finalising where the kitchen and walk in wardrobe will go 
Gotta feel sorry for that poor mattress. It’ll be pancaked by midnight.
She'll add cheesy pictures captioned with thigs like cosy, van life and manifest your dreams
bet her new one will be #vanlifewife
bet her new one will be #vanlifewife
That poor potty is gonna take a right battering 
The heat from the warm mince pies will keep them warm 
oh I’d buy tickets to see these two lying in the back of that transit ban on a lilo! Yes! I can just imagine the hashtags #justustwo #makingmemories #soblessed #burstlilo #lastedfiveminutes #tooankshuss
Is he off work again ? Must be taking her parcels to the post office she said she couldn’t manage it 
I can see why he was head hunted by his company 
he’s never in makes sense
he’s never in makes sense Or just getting in the back of the van
Wonder if they have a ramp for chins ?
Wonder if they have a ramp for chins ?
She’ll need hoisted in…has daft boy got the shopping list of all the food they’ll need to take for their one night away? Let me guess….mushrooms, peppers, mince, soreen loaf, choclit, chopping board, choclit, fridge raiders, choclit…..
If she can’t sit at a desk for more then a few mins before she starts moaning about bad back how on earth is she gonna hoilday in the back of a small van , and sleep on a cheap mattress on the floor prob be the first and last time they use it .
prob be the first and last time they use it .
It will be like my 600lb van life.
Once you get a blow up mattress, a porta potti, a cool bag in the back of the transit, how are Pinky and Perky going to get in?
Girl boss life ??? What getting the dopey hubby to do it all because you are lazy
Little gurn up by the bean
God whenever I see Charlie "helping" I just think he looks so gormless and dopey. Didnt he used to mark out on a map where all the packages where going? Poor bugger having to work all day then help her out, she should be labelling her own packages not getting him to do it for her!
She lays in till lunchtime every day and when she is live it’s bloody painful 
that’s why it’s all left for the evening when he gets home so he can do it all .
He really is a different kind of stupid
that’s why it’s all left for the evening when he gets home so he can do it all .He really is a different kind of stupid
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Bet he looks everyone up on Facebook whilst she’s snoring away.
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