Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[Sweatybetty]

I think the bean is on some sort of work placement for his special needs , and she’s prob claiming she can’t work due to anxiety 🫣
It really wouldn’t surprise me .

 

[Firebug]

Guess who used the code LOCAL I thought a one item review won’t be as good so got some extras 🫣

Does that mean you get to pick up in person and get to meet our Jane?

 

[Sweatybetty]

Unfortunately not , but luckily for me I’ve saved £100 on post

 

[Firebug]

Unfortunately not , but luckily for me I’ve saved £100 on post

Keep us updated if she actually posts it or asks you for the postage as this will freak her out big time!

 

[monga]

I think he bought her that watch so they can constantly keep in touch ,like one of those trackers used for people with dementia.She said they constantly check up on each other every few hrs...Weird.

 

[Sweatybetty]

Because she tells him how scared and vulnerable she is at home alone not being funny she’s built like a SHEIN Olympic javelin thrower who’s gonna mess with that

 

[monga]

Yeah ,remember he used to get up to walk her to the car when she was in Tesco’s ..the watch ain’t for counting steps anyway

 

[Sweatybetty]

it’s a miracle !
How on earth has she lost so much weight in a few days

 

[Disneylover]

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it’s a miracle !
How on earth has she lost so much weight in a few days

Ooh off to watch, I’ve got covid round 2 and feel like shite so hopefully chins and her stupidity will cheer me up
That slimming filter is a bloody corker!

 

[Motherofpigs]

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it’s a miracle !
How on earth has she lost so much weight in a few days

It’s all gone to her lobes seemingly lol

 

[Sweatybetty]

She said she made 400 lucky dips so only having 100 left ain’t bad

 

[Sweatybetty]

What kind of magic filter is this ?

 

[monga]

She can’t even remember who won the mugs gave them to the wrong person, only the mods reminded her

Writing Chrissie a love note …To my queen of hearts…

Spelt business wrong.

 

[Sweatybetty]

@lexiloo

 

[bananasplit88]

Obviously the slimming filter doesn’t work on earlobes.

 

[Sweatybetty]

I had email Other day (just seen it ) saying it’s been dispatched ?
She only packed it yesterday

 

[monga]

She's putting the room sprays up a couple of pound the base has gone up in price but they'll still be under a tenner

Size of the hand when it goes out of range of the filter

Making excuses why she can’t get to the post office, said all the camping stuff from the van is in her car

People asking when they'll get their orders and she's coming off to watch a film

Just said there's no way she'll make the post office today , doesn't know why she thought she could make it the day after ? Monday was two days ago.

She hasn't got time to eat

 

[lexiloo]

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@lexiloo

I'm in the car outside school laughing so hard at this I'm getting funny looks bloody brilliant

 

[doctordoctor]

God love her, she’s got the most gormless face…

 

[MUZICAL_THEATRE]

M

I think he bought her that watch so they can constantly keep in touch ,like one of those trackers used for people with dementia.She said they constantly check up on each other every few hrs...Weird.

Maybe he bought her the watch as a subtle hint to do some exercise. I use mine for walking, working out, rowing and swimming. It even knows what exercise you’re doing without telling it. Clever stuff!

She's putting the room sprays up a couple of pound the base has gone up in price but they'll still be under a tenner

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Making excuses why she can’t get to the post office, said all the camping stuff from the van is in her car

People asking when they'll get their orders and she's coming off to watch a film

Just said there's no way she'll make the post office today , doesn't know why she thought she could make it the day after ? Monday was two days ago.

She hasn't got time to eat

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She looks slimmer there, is it a filter? She can’t have lost weight gorging all that birthday cake