Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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Sweatybetty

I can’t believe how tacky two people can be they really give me the ick
You just know she will be in bed in her barbie nightie while he’s rubbing her back while they watch a video compilation of happy birthdays from the mods
 
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doctordoctor

All that money spent on decorating the flat…all for him and her to sit there like a pair of bookends looking at it because, unless her family come, they have no friends to invite…
 
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doctordoctor

…and he got it in the neck for buying a sandwich! Ok for him to spend money on her though…
 
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square_spoon

Sweatybetty said:
I can’t believe how tacky two people can be they really give me the ick
You just know she will be in bed in her barbie nightie while he’s rubbing her back while they watch a video compilation of happy birthdays from the mods
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You know she’ll break out their wedding pics and video so she can rEfLEcKt on their wonderful marriage and what a whirlwind of junk food happiness her 20s was
 
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bananasplit88

I have never seen anyone age as quickly and badly as Charlie Bean-Brain. He looks absolutely dreadful. What’s the opposite of a glow up? A glow down? That’s him for sure.
 
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lexiloo

Im waiting for the total catfish photo he posts for her 30th gushing about his beautiful and successful wife he's a complete sap
 
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airier.kiddish

square_spoon said:
You know she’ll break out their wedding pics and video so she can rEfLEcKt on their wonderful marriage and what a whirlwind of junk food happiness her 20s was
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Yep, while most people are reminiscing on the travelling they did during their 20's or struggling to remember the details of very good nights out, Chins will be drooling over photo's of her wedding cake. I bet she scrolls through her IG shouting stuff like "ooh can you remember when we had this hot dog, Charwee?"
 
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monga

That’s exactly what she does, hot dogs and kababs = sex for those two

Great way to spend a birthday




Dreams are made of

Definitely a want in those two
 

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GimmieSauceage

Imagine having absolutely no life or hobbies so the only thing they can think of to put on the cake is the symbol they had on their wedding cake

Fuck sake happy 30th birthday Jane continue to enjoy those oap out of season holidays, drives to beachy head and date nights consuming takeaways in a cold damp flat you keep living that dream
 
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airier.kiddish

Apologies in advance if there are any master bakers amongst us, but that has to be one of the most lazily decorated cakes I've ever seen. Looks like whoever made it uses the same business model as chins does for her wax.
 
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ChubClubThug

airier.kiddish said:
Apologies in advance if there are any master bakers amongst us, but that has to be one of the most lazily decorated cakes I've ever seen. Looks like whoever made it uses the same business model as chins does for her wax.
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It's awful isn't it W
 
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