What on earth … she’s talking like she’s been diagnosed with a life changing illness WTF ” can’t believe she’s made it“ she should count her fucking blessing there’s plenty much worse off than she is… she really is a narcissist bitch.She’s on and still talking about her birthday , saying she can’t believe she’s made it after the past year she’s had
To be fair eating what she puts away and sitting in her filthy flat seven days out of seven it is a wonder she's made it to another birthdayWhat on earth … she’s talking like she’s been diagnosed with a life changing illness WTF ” can’t believe she’s made it“ she should count her fucking blessing there’s plenty much worse off than she is… she really is a narcissist bitch.
So excited yet she forgets it's her birthday? Ok then luv....She seems so excited for her birthday and I can’t understand why , she won’t be doing anything nice or anything that would be nice treat , and let’s be honest the gifts are always really wank
Funny how she was making out the thought of a takeaway made her feel sicklike she’s some sort of health freak she truly has lost the plot
If there aren't party loot bags handed out to the pair of them at the end of the party they'll be well pissed offWill the bean do her a picnic table filled with things that a 7 year old would take the piss out of... the bean's 30th was ridiculous
And I feel even that was by accidentOnly Charlie the Simpleton took her on…
Next she will be saying she forgot she’s marriedShe’s on and still talking about her birthday , saying she can’t believe she’s made it after the past year she’s had
She said the other day she keeps forgetting it’s her birthdaywhich is a lie because all she does is talk about it
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Chins said don’t waste your money
She’s booked the week off for her birthday pmslcrazy bitch
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Can’t deal with the spellings
She’s playing happy birthday song and singing it to herself
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Said she’s over getting takeaways
She feels bloated lately and is not sure why 🫣
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Thought the oils had to measuredshe’s just tipping it in , the government website won’t be happy
She shouldn’t be allowed a dog, it will be a five minute wonder like everything else in her life. Didn’t Charlie re-home his Mum’s elderly dog because he couldn’t have a dog in the flat, or was that the previous flat?She does realise she has to walk a dog? I mean outside, not just round the flat? She has pick up after it, there’s vet bills, grooming depending on the breed….and even if she gets a chihuahua, they’re not all going to fit in that transit van. What an idiot…
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All for attention, I’m sure she’s on the Spectrum!She seems so excited for her birthday and I can’t understand why , she won’t be doing anything nice or anything that would be nice treat , and let’s be honest the gifts are always really wank
Funny how she was making out the thought of a takeaway made her feel sicklike she’s some sort of health freak she truly has lost the plot
We should be so lucky!And I feel even that was by accident
Didn’t he text the wrong girl from the night out and he doesn’t strike me as the type to have the balls to admit it so was just happy someone would have him lol
Next she will be saying she forgot she’s married
I don't think the cupcakes will go stale anywayHere’s Bean in all his glory! As my partner calls him ‘Big Fat Jane’s old ass looking husband’ lol. Poor Bean. She has ruined himbirthday table is set up how lame
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Who the fuck decorates a flat for their birthday especially their 30th this pair are a couple of sad bastards and he would of been told what to buy and do by batalax Jane seriously guys get a life Jesus ChristHere’s Bean in all his glory! As my partner calls him ‘Big Fat Jane’s old ass looking husband’ lol. Poor Bean. She has ruined himbirthday table is set up how lame
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They should be measured. This is what I can't understand, how can she be keeping correct batch records if she has chuff all idea what percentage she's putting in? As a lot of oils have different flash points, there's potentially one fat trotter servings difference between no throw & burning someone's house down...or a moderately smelling soap & thrush..She’s on and still talking about her birthday , saying she can’t believe she’s made it after the past year she’s had
She said the other day she keeps forgetting it’s her birthdaywhich is a lie because all she does is talk about it
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Don’t fit
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Chins said don’t waste your money
She’s booked the week off for her birthday pmslcrazy bitch
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Can’t deal with the spellings
She’s playing happy birthday song and singing it to herself
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Said she’s over getting takeaways
She feels bloated lately and is not sure why 🫣
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Thought the oils had to measuredshe’s just tipping it in , the government website won’t be happy
I bet she's sitting on her commode in front of Netflikz directing the decorating process. Such a shame Caroline Aherne passed away, her & Craig Cash could make a belter of a sit com out of this pair of morons. They always give me Mrs Merton & Malcolm vibes.Why is she taking pics of him decorating for the big 30 🫣 how cringe is that 🥹should it not be a surprise for the birthday girl
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