It's probably a 24 we know how she likes to knock off a few dress sizes
Charlies XL tops are bursting on herShe said she bought two tops from Yours
I think it's the likes of Louise Pentland they go for not Janes sprinkle of glitter lol !
just had a look at their channel, WTF is going on there? it's like a modern day beavis and butthead
When I first came on, couple of years ago, I started to go through the old threads last night but gave up as was knackered. I,ve got until Monday before we go travelling so am sure will find itSame here does she even realise most people here watch anonymously and if she doesn’t then Jane just Google watch Instagram stories anonymously and lots of websites that do it come up
When was this?
I couldn’t plus it didn’t end well did it? Fucking Crashtappen the tosser! Anyway that’s for another forum and by Christ I,ve been active on there with the Dutch lot ! I just wanted to nurse him and say there there there and kiss it betterKeep your eyes off Hamilton’s gearstick
anyway neither me nor Mr Tooco can still get over that piss and shit stained pub carpet that @chubcluthug brilliantly described it as. We went out for a meal tonight and if anyone has been to Kalkan in the old town the majority of the restaurants are rooftop, ace view of the bay and by Christ your howls of laughter don’t half carry as i had saved that pic just to keep on tormenting him, that and the one in her coat we,ve had fun and of course the wine helps !She needs psychiatric help never mind fashion guidance !Cindy Crawford would struggle a bit to pull that swimming costume off !
chins needs some serious guidance from someone
I will don,t worry, if it’s my last tick on my bucket lust, don’t care how much he,s paying him, will have to bring me home in a Y shaped coffin as I will be officially doneEnjoy your travels won't you, sounds amazing. Not at all a fan of GP or your man LH so you can have that nugget all to yourself Mrs. Do fill us in on the big surprise when you get chance I'm so intrigued
Well not by chins anywayBet the poor fucker hasn’t been sucked off since his wedding night
Awhh Thankyou, I,ll be back before u know it ! Xxwell this has been a gigglefest! I was the only one up in my house at 6.30 so had a gammons tattle catch up and im having to try not to laugh too loudly for fear of waking hubs and kids up
The price of that bubble bath is robbery, who will even be stupid enough to buy it? (looking at you there Amy) plus it will be a nightmare to package securely enough not to burst or leak on the way, we all know she's tighter than two coats of paint so will only add six packing peanuts to the parcel, I bet she doesn't sell them for long and can she just randomly call something luxury? doesn't it actually have to be....you know.....luxurious in some way?
@Emperortooco enjoy your travels my friend, we'll miss your comedy gold comments though so get your ass back to us as soon as you can, have fun!!
Keep your eyes off Hamilton’s gearstickI take back my previous post about you joking ! OJ Jesus, Mary & Joseph & the wee donkey you were being serious and I fear she is as well as I remember that other fucking dress costume that she got. We are just sat out sunbathing, me in my string bikini and fillet au tit to look balanced, it’s 1/2 hanging out as I,m wearing a little bikini but sometimes I just fling it out anyway depending on how i,m feeling. Mr Tooco has took it out in the pool only once and pretended to use it as a float, needless to say he couldn’t fucking walk for 2 days and am sure that ball is still stuck up there !!! Anyway I,ve shown him said pic and he,s gone off to sit in a dark room, not for a tug he said but to stop himself from hurling. He said the best thing for her would be a burkha then he,s fucked off now....hope he brings me a drink, F1 time soon
Omg I think I can remember now! Can't remember the user name. Someone used to come on and say how much they fancied the bean too and meant every word
I wonder if it was the same person
Oh yes I remember, she was brutal but also seemed to have some personal struggles, I actually liked her but her comments would have made a sailor blush
was her name something about a witch?
Lol don’t worry hun she made an appearance on that tiktok blokes video confirming Janes products are amazingNever mind Babs, where the hell is Amy?! I’m worried about her as well
Wouldn’t surprise me I’m sure the girl isn’t short on enemies from her scamming
wow
There’s better ones on Etsy and they flashThese are what she’s selling in her Halloween boxeslook rancid and about 5 million of them on eBay, also the disclaimer she gave about these for kids was funny
sounded like she’s on the verge of getting a solicitors letter drawn up so you can’t sue her if the kid chokes on the plastic spider
I bet her sponges will look something like these 
That’s gross!! I admit I’ve shared my toddlers bath water and top it up even then it feels grim and a bit scuzzyThey share the bath water, she’s said that before. I love my husband dearly, but NEVER in a million years would be share each other’s bath water!
my husband though not a chance in hell of sharing
