Jane Gammons #22 Cats pee to Jackson Bay, Charlie's mum's sent away, all going Chins way

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She,s one nasty cow, can’t say much else really !

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She wouldn’t know what love was If it hit her in her wobbly gob with a size 10 hob nail boot (now there’s an idea!) She does nothing out of kindness not even for the clown that she,s married to ! She,s very calculating and therefore everything she does has an ulterior motive. Even that fucking junk she,s flogging now proves it. There,s no care or thought gone into it, just a copied idea done Jane’s way with a few sequins chucked in , wrapped up in crinkled tissue paper that hers and Chawlee’s last years Xmas pressies came in just so she can make a few quid so she doesn’t have to get off her fat arse and put a proper shift in. She’ll be on Dragons Den next, can see it now Eastbourne’s Entrepreneur much love Jane is told to fuck off jane when she asks for 50k for her global bizniz !

Who the hell would want to be like Hinch, but then I guess they share the same lack of moral compass.

Why is she posting pics of fields? Is this from her "mini break" at Hoseasons???
It,s the music that,s getting me, for fuck sake fields of gold playing, it looks like fields of horse shit !! Her musical taste is a bag of wank but it all goes to fit into this persona that her and mr gormless have the perfect life. He had his chance to do away with her in the hot tub but just shows how spineless he is, he just sat there smirking as the water jets massaged his balls, probably the best thrill he s had all year when I think about it !

She’s put on another clip of a field , they must be the worlds most dullest 20/30 somethings going , no wonder she’s so excited by a Mars Ice cream
Come on anything to do with food and Jane gets a wide on
 
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Blubber and flubbers vacation sitting in a hot tub watching shit as per and looking at fields. They live like a pair of old farts I’ve honestly seen more fun at a funeral no wonder charweee looks dead bet he wishes he was at times, swanning off on holiday so much for worrying about his poor mammy but that’s chins at her best but charweee I’m so stressed I’ve worked so hard we need this break away for my mental health and kid on anxiety if we don’t go I might shit my kegs in work no doubt chins will be boasting how she paid for the holiday, the food blah blah cause she makes sooooo much money guyzzzz with her pyramid scheme. She’s an absolute rocket.
 
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Like the olden days
 
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I still say that The Bean wishes he threw himself under the car with the first girl he met that night! Or alternatively stayed living with mum!

Imagine being stuck with her, he has lost his relationship with his mum, has his grandparents weekly shop being boasted about on her vlogs cause she is such as nice person, no Chins thats what normal people do without the need to chuck it over the net! She is giving up hours when she only works 4 per day so 20 per week with no commitments, he clearly pays most of the bills, she decides where they go and when incase she shits herself! She feeds him the same shite she shovels down her own throat. He doesnt see friends, or is allowed to exercise alone it rings of Kathy Bates and Misery to me

If he wasnt bringing in the majority of the money he wouldnt be leaving the house !!!


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At first glance I thought that was a bidet for Jane, I'm surprised they both fitted in there their really living it up watching the vicar of dibley while Jane supplies the bubbles in the hot tub (Ibs) to a completely pissed Charlie
 
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Who the hell takes the laptop outside on holiday to watch TV how is this different from not being on holiday boring bitch
 
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Who the hell takes the laptop outside on holiday to watch TV how is this different from not being on holiday boring bitch
I know ffs ,bet it's only the two of them there ..their so antisocial surely you'd go out for a drink and a bit of company how boring just the two of them constantly, what do they find to talk about ? no wonder Charlies permanently pissed
 
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I know ffs ,bet it's only the two of them there ..their so antisocial surely you'd go out for a drink and a bit of company how boring just the two of them constantly, what do they find to talk about ? no wonder Charlies permanently pissed
Not sure why i expected more she’s so sad on a holiday I remember they would rush home for I’m a celeb thrilling stuff living the dream
 
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Not sure why i expected more she’s so sad on a holiday I remember they would rush home for I’m a celeb thrilling stuff living the dream
Can you image them as pensioners if their that boring now ,,talk about one foot in the grave
 
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Can you image them as pensioners if their that boring now ,,talk about one foot in the grave
They will be enjoying their coach holidays and she would be in her element wearing big adult nappy for when she shits herself whilst eating all the snacks. Can see them in matching rain macs too
 
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Nah Southwold will be too pricy for the Trotters. Caravan at Pakefield is more her level. Hang on though!!! Isn't there a Granny lawn bowling club in that area? Nah, on second thoughts that's almost cardio, she wouldn't want to do anything so energetic..

Ok Questions...

Why does she always have her feet wrapped up in blankets? Is she practicing for when she is so fucking big Charlie has to wheel her about everywhere? Also what is it with influenzers using god awful nasely sounding cover versions of songs on their stories? They make my fucking teeth itch.

Who the hell takes the laptop outside on holiday to watch TV how is this different from not being on holiday boring bitch
Yeah if you're reading here Charlie, water & electrics....never a good mix...You hear what I'm saying...
 
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At first glance I thought that was a bidet for Jane, I'm surprised they both fitted in there their really living it up watching the vicar of dibley while Jane supplies the bubbles in the hot tub (Ibs) to a completely pissed Charlie
She likes The Vicar of Dibley as it makes her feel thin.
 
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I’m sorry but how big are Charlie’s boobs in one of those stories I see we’re gonna be treated to view their oap getaway now shes left so her massive hoard of fans can’t stalk them
 
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I’m sorry but how big are Charlie’s boobs in one of those stories I see we’re gonna be treated to view their oap getaway now shes left so her massive hoard of fans can’t stalk them
I noticed that too! never mind tagging boohoo man for him in the hope of a freebie, she needs to be tagging bravissimo with those chebs on show
 
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