She must be under the illusion she is creating her own "brand"What kind of person would honestly put a photoshopped sticker of their own face on an order!!!
She really is like a pre schooler playing shop!
Oh ffs! A lot of thought goes into this! Mind you, me and my hubby got a miller and carter take out last week and it was devine ( in the words of our Rachel!) We couldn't get no one to have the sprogs but we got royally pissed in our pjs! Anyway, you guys need to live you're so young! Fgs, Charlie needs to move the fuck out and find a girl who's on his wave length. He's up for a drunken laugh and really doesn't need to be supressed by this stupid little mare. When I was 30 I was living it up. These two will look back on their lives and think wtf
Woohoo! I'm going to try some of that! So that's two new Wilko mascara customers you've got today @lexiloo A true sales woman! Jane has a wonderful buiisness opportunity you might be interested in.....
We all know you had your eye on the 14 yr old MG.I think you might still be in with a chance of the car though
"Sleeping patten"...???View attachment 232652do we dare to dream this means she's leaving tesco to live her best fm life or just coz its the weekend
"Oh my gode Charweeee there was this one time where I looked out and......'mutley hiss laugh'.....i looked out and saw my dad stood on a chair tawkin to our neighbour........'mutley hiss'....ooohhh ddeeeaaaahh......"
the hairline needs to go up several inches and the forehead be made a lot bigger, her hair isn't that thick, it's longer flat and straggly...they needed to add in 4 chins and take away a neck... her body type is pie.. as in round with matron boobs. Even the glasses are wrong, she wears big round deirdre specials. I know they have to flatter the client but fook me it looks more like mrs hinch than old janeychins 
A fat one?
Coz no one wants to talk to the deluded fat fuck, think people are really starting to see her for what she really is now !
I see her with a couple of black eyes the way sheโs going on but not from sunglasses
she is starting to upset peopleIt,s starting to unravel for the chins me thinksno time to uploadyet plenty time for nana naps, rurrlaxing, sitting about her office fannying on with stick on bows and chuppa chups and not forgetting drives to beachy head for "date nights" which means stuff your face silly while watching arses go up and down at dogging alley
Yes she seems to be spending more and more time talking to herself latelyMy accounts !
So obvious sheโs sent herself this
It's a sad attempt at getting people to think "oh shit! I don't want to miss out." The most basic of basic sales techniques. In fact most of the shit these FM huns do is basic level. Says a lot about them and also gives a clue as to what they think of customers if they honestly believe they're thick enough to fall for it. A few fragrances left my arse! They've probably got warehouses full of the crap and I bet she's got cupboards full of it too. Keep your eyes peeled, I'm sure there'll be another secret sale soon.Omg im dying here
Is this true or is it a way to make people think oh i better order quick?
The council could tar the roads with it
Iโm expecting a high turnover 
I used to feel a bit sorry for him but nahh not any more he's definately as awful as her...their life is the biggest car crash going, they really think they are celebrities or something. Im sure he eggs her on with her madness and general ridiculousness. And as for her saying this logo woman has deleted any negative comments...pot kettle anyone. Jane is the bloody queen of deleting negative comments. Grrr she makes me so angry. Can we just get her cancelled yet
