I clearly spend far too much time thinking about the Gammons but as someone who has had many cruises over the last 8-9 years I found myself puzzling about how the Gammons would deal with food available 24/7.
1st full day (at sea)
7am. Knock at door, receive breakfast ordered by leaving a card on door before 2am same day.
Enjoy Danish pastries, cereal, toast, jam. Save ordered bananas in case you get hungry later in the day.
9am Second breakfast in the buffet restuarant. Full English or waffles, maple syrup and whipped cream or both (that is after having a rekkie of all that is on offer including many heathy choices).
10am-12pm on deck, by pool, sleeping off two breakfasts.
12-2pm lunch in buffet restaurant. Quick rekkie to see all the cosmopolitan and healthy choices available. Select a few slices of pizza and a mound of chips followed by cake, corrected cakes!
2-4pm back on deck for a snooze. 3pm awoken by smell of frying onions. Do you fancy a burger Chawlie? Do bears shit in the woods!
4-5pm Afternoon tea, scones, sammichies, CAKE!
6.30-8-30pm 4 course dinner, small portions in the main restaurants, shall we go to the buffet Chawlie?
10pm cuppa tea in the buffet restaurant with giant cookie, those burgers gets look good Chawlie!
11pm check room service menu, free but after midnight a service charge applys. Chawlie do you want cheese and biscuits or choklit fudge cake and ice cream? We'll have cheese today, fudge cake tomorrow.
12pm, Jane has removed her make up and cleaned her teeth. Chawlie looks at the hem of her nightie and raised his eyebrows.
Jane