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Jane Gammons #16 Fake anxiety is no more it’s back to Jane being a Bore
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Oh god who’s seen the jumper on the latest vlog 
she bought it from Tesco because it was only £3.50, plus your extra disount Jane stop lying 
they did the clap for the nhs she then said the jumper made her look the size of a house 
sorry to break it to you Jane it’s not the jumper 
she bought it from Tesco because it was only £3.50, plus your extra disount Jane stop lying they did the clap for the nhs she then said the jumper made her look the size of a house sorry to break it to you Jane it’s not the jumper What annoys me is the way she pronounces Tortilla. If I wasn't blocked, I'd tell her it's pronounced TortiYaa, not TortiLLa.Her left over calories go on pukka pies and mini jammy dodgers
Jane admits she comfort eats so I don't think she should have all them little picky treats in her home.
Get some more fruit Jane!
Whilst I'm on one here is another word that she pronounces that grates on me....IKEA as IKEEERR.
I put on some NIV-EE-AAYY and then had some S'REEN and then went to IKEEERR.
anyone else disappointed that she doesn't thunder down the hall and rugby tackle charlie like she showed us and claimed to do every day to greet him from work?? also pretty sure that vlog needs to be titled ad or gifted for the freebie jewellery kit!
That jumper! Oh my word!
She's complaining that its too big! No Jane, the arms are too long admittedly but the actual jumper fits you. It's not oversized, it's how clothes should fit, not like the sausage skins that you usually wear.
P.s. The camera never lies...you ARE the size of a house!
She's complaining that its too big! No Jane, the arms are too long admittedly but the actual jumper fits you. It's not oversized, it's how clothes should fit, not like the sausage skins that you usually wear.
P.s. The camera never lies...you ARE the size of a house!
I thought she was gonna do it on her story yesterday but she didn’t, she just shouted to him. Boring bean sounded brain dead as he walked in
No AD again on the vid ! So the calorie counting is just for the collab is my thinking,wonder what it is ..Chicken kiev and chips doesn't make for a good calorie deficit not to mention all the other stuff she scoffed.How big is Charlie's gut nearly overtaking Jane's and I could literally measure his "inside leg" in those trackkie bottoms 
Do her flabby hands miss each other when she tries to clap for the NHS??
Also, the best way to an ugly jumper is her moonface peering out the top of it!! Not hard love.......
Also, the best way to an ugly jumper is her moonface peering out the top of it!! Not hard love.......
Who the hell would want to do a collab with her to do with weight loss! Jesus Christ, who are these people/companies?!No AD again on the vid ! So the calorie counting is just for the collab is my thinking,wonder what it is ..Chicken kiev and chips doesn't make for a good calorie deficit not to mention all the other stuff she scoffed.How big is Charlie's gut nearly overtaking Jane's and I could literally measure his "inside leg" in those trackkie bottoms
That's what I'm wondering
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I can’t watch all her vlog she really does my head in I wanted to see this hideous jumper Jane ma loof (bit of grim there ) the jumper fits you it isn’t baggy it will feel loose cause you wear such tight clothes the arms yes are long but it does fit you round your ever expanding gut. Take a leaf out your fat friends book she is mostly honest, does eat the same processed shite as you but doesn’t beg for money buys clothes and will say she had to get a size 18 doesn’t wear her clothes as though it’s a extra small condom on a very endowed walloper. I can watch Helen but chins is a no no. The reason your wearing such hideous clobber is the fact it’s the only stuff that fits you now when you where a size 10/12 in reality a 16 that stuff won’t keek on you now
) the jumper fits you it isn’t baggy it will feel loose cause you wear such tight clothes the arms yes are long but it does fit you round your ever expanding gut. Take a leaf out your fat friends book she is mostly honest, does eat the same processed shite as you but doesn’t beg for money buys clothes and will say she had to get a size 18 doesn’t wear her clothes as though it’s a extra small condom on a very endowed walloper. I can watch Helen but chins is a no no. The reason your wearing such hideous clobber is the fact it’s the only stuff that fits you now when you where a size 10/12 in reality a 16 that stuff won’t keek on you now 
She,s a bleeping sight for sore eyes!
I can’t stand the Hinch either, would love to stick a pan scrub right up her bony arse !Urgh I hate the Hinch about as much as the joint and everyone i know in real life who is making a wooden heart to apparently remember the time they were at home because of covidthe corona equivalent of live love laugh
I think she gets too out of breath to do that now plus the bleeping size of her. If Charlie ducked she would probably go through the wall they sound like plyboard !!
I,ve had a couple of days out, nothing bad ladies just the opposite . According to my consultant I,m kicking the arse of the big C even though I would much rather be kicking the joints arse and although I can’t go backwards with it, what is there has either disappeared or shrunk massively so been on a bit of a bender !!! Soooo wobbly gob and these two latest vlogs, where do I start. Well only 2 words to describe her.......Fat Twunt !!
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Oh Jane, even if, and I am suspicious, you are in a calorie deficit, surely the main point is being healthier. I lost 3 stone in 5 months a few years back on slimming world. I know SW is less than perfect but I limited my carbs to fruit and non carby veg. My sins were made up of a tablespoon of olive oil here and there for four portions of 'free' food recipe. This also meant I was less likely to go in for seconds (cause of the 1.5 sins per portion). I avoided rice, pasta and potatoes having the likes of cauli rice, courgetti and celeriac instead.
Non only did I lose weight but my skin was clear, I felt amazing. I did have the occasional treat but it was a solero or a few beetroot crisps. I also used a bit of cornflour, parmesan, avocado, smoothied fruit etc as sins. You can't get healthy eating crap.
Non only did I lose weight but my skin was clear, I felt amazing. I did have the occasional treat but it was a solero or a few beetroot crisps. I also used a bit of cornflour, parmesan, avocado, smoothied fruit etc as sins. You can't get healthy eating crap.
Most normal people would leave something so hideous there, rather than spend £3.50 of their hard earned cash. It's always her scabby nature shining through. She's such a hoarder. Literally bought it because it was cheap. It'll be on Ebay in the autumn for £15 I expect 
That's brilliant news you must be ecstatic
....... You'll be giving the gammon hell now for sure then 
Brilliant news!! You carry on partying, we'll hold the Fort till you're back
I see the swipe ups are creeping in.... Who in their right mind is going to be after a dress that she wore with PJ bottoms ...and it was as tight as sausage skin
I swear last year she said they were from mataLAND
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