Lol she must have got stuck in the dressMaybe she didnt want to get the scissors out...needs cutting out of that mess surely
And honestly I'd tell my husband to duck off if he sent me a message like that.
Jane Gammons #16 Fake anxiety is no more it’s back to Jane being a Bore
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Lol if my partner sent me that (i don’t make his lunch because he is an adult lol but hypothetically) I would pack his lunchbox up with all of my make up the next day instead of food
see how he likes opening that infront of his workmates, cheeky bugger! Maybe he’s trying to be funny but he just sounds like a big ungrateful baby. Plus you need a personality and/or a sense of humour to be funny. Which the bean has neither of.Charlie is a cad isn’t he.....
Yeah he comes accross that way doesn't? Almost like he has a certain expectation of what a wife should be and what a wifes duties are.
May be because his mum perhaps did everything for him right up to the day he moved out.
But then again Jane buzzes off all the #wifelife cringey bollocks so she doesn't care.
Just watched the latest tit show!
Blimey that dress was so tight I was feeling claustrophobic just watching. The sleeves were all ruched up on her arms and when she turned around to get something from the fridge, well let’s just just the view from behind wasn’t that great!
She must realise that she is a few stone heavier this year so it can’t possibly fit her?
She obviously liked though as she couldn’t bring herself to take it off
Blimey that dress was so tight I was feeling claustrophobic just watching. The sleeves were all ruched up on her arms and when she turned around to get something from the fridge, well let’s just just the view from behind wasn’t that great!
She must realise that she is a few stone heavier this year so it can’t possibly fit her?
She obviously liked though as she couldn’t bring herself to take it off
well she lived in those dresses all summer, looks like they've made a return
despite being way way too tight, he arms looked like they were having the circulation cut off! the dancing got worse after that clip too, I was cringing so hard, not sure who she is trying to copy now but rebecca lamb sprang to mind and thats just bleeping tragic
Maybe that means she's a teacher by Jane's reckoning
Her mum knew there was no hope of a higher education
It’s because he knows she had all of the full sized carrots, leaving him the little bits
I thought it was Mrs Doubtfire she was copying ,I'm sure I've seen Robin W do that dance somewherewell she lived in those dresses all summer, looks like they've made a return
Those ends are the bits she chewed and spit outHer mum knew there was no hope of a higher education
It’s because he knows she had all of the full sized carrots, leaving him the little bits
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She's tagged Mrs Hinch on her Insta to show her the heart
Unless I need to go for another eye test that heart is as wonky as her mouth, I don’t drink alcohol so I can’t even blame being drunk!She's tagged Mrs Hinch on her Insta to show her the heart
I can't be arsed finding the vlog where she said about having 1700 calories a day but I call bullshit as I have entered my details on the james smith thing she uses.....i am the same height and as of this morning the same weight as Jane and it gave me a calorie limit of 1581 
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She probably said that she is very active instead of sedentery so that it would give her more calories lolI can't be arsed finding the vlog where she said about having 1700 calories a day but I call bullshit as I have entered my details on the james smith thing she uses.....i am the same height and as of this morning the same weight as Jane and it gave me a calorie limit of 1581
Urgh I hate the Hinch about as much as the joint and everyone i know in real life who is making a wooden heart to apparently remember the time they were at home because of covidShe's tagged Mrs Hinch on her Insta to show her the heart
the corona equivalent of live love laughHer mum knew there was no hope of a higher education
It’s because he knows she had all of the full sized carrots, leaving him the little bits
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It’s a sure thing she never cut those carrots. Probably Pre packed like her in the dress!!!!!!!
It’s because he knows she had all of the full sized carrots, leaving him the little bits
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It’s a sure thing she never cut those carrots. Probably Pre packed like her in the dress!!!!!!!
thats interesting. the important thing in that is not the calories, its the protein target. you plan your meals to protein target first, and it varies based on which source you use eg chicken vs tuna.I can't be arsed finding the vlog where she said about having 1700 calories a day but I call bullshit as I have entered my details on the james smith thing she uses.....i am the same height and as of this morning the same weight as Jane and it gave me a calorie limit of 1581
then the leftover calories you add your veg etc
Its not a anything for the calories scenario.
Her left over calories go on pukka pies and mini jammy dodgers
Jane admits she comfort eats so I don't think she should have all them little picky treats in her home.
Get some more fruit Jane!
Whilst I'm on one here is another word that she pronounces that grates on me....IKEA as IKEEERR.
I put on some NIV-EE-AAYY and then had some S'REEN and then went to IKEEERR.
Everything she says annoys me!
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