**THE JEANS UPDATE**
Right guys, I have finally received the jeans I ordered. Here is what I have to say -
1. First off, I was made to pay for delivery but they didn’t show up for 3 weeks…
2. As soon as I opened the bag all I could smell was chemical. Like chlorine or something similar. If I was to actually keep them (spoiler, I’m not) then I would definitely have to wash them a few times at least to get rid of the strong smell. As we know though, washing jeans shrinks them so that wouldn’t help with the next issue….
3. I tried the jeans on. There is NO WAY in hell she has a size 12/14 on. They are SO tight. She may have the 14 squeezed on for photos but that’s all. They have a bit of stretch on the thigh and are too baggy on the ankle. After what felt like a workout I finally managed to do the zip up.
4. The material is sooo stiff. They aren’t the smooth, silky, stretchy material she bangs on about. Really itchy fabric and the InTheStyle label itches your back but Carys is a 5 year old and cuts all her labels off so she obviously won’t have this problem.
5. I wore them about the house doing regular things and had to take them off after an hour as I felt like I was going to be split in two. It looked like someone had used my midriff as a cutting board. Red lines galore. Can’t imagine what her stomachs like wearing them all the time… oh wait she doesn’t actually wear any of her clothing line.
All in all, it’s just what we thought ladies. It’s a pair of jeans she can actually fit her huge thighs into so she’s overly excited like the first time she wore a pair of tiny hoops and has managed to flog them to her naive following. I’d love to know how many of the jeans that have been ordered have been sent back. My jeans have been returned thank the lord!
If you have any questions about the jeans ask away!
P.s how long until she posts a photo of the size of jeans as she will be triggered by this post even though she loves her pouch and doesn’t care about sizes. I don’t doubt you’ve got the sizes hun, but wearing them for the day is a different story.