Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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Anyone think flaps has had her tits done?? Hence Zelda there to help ...
Using up the last of the fight money.....
 
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Think its safe to say when Zelda went AWOL she wasn’t on holiday! Her and Matt don’t have a suntan and she looks ill, Matt looks better than he did a few months ago.
Yes I though he looked better Jessica🩷 and good spot @Vanilla Ice, so where the fuck is she
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The face of fucking nightmaresHas he stuck his pubes on his face and why are they gingerOf course Leo eating a cookie which is as large as his faceView attachment 2798735
He needs the beard dye out, pronto
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Those fucking teeth are horrific, there was nothing wrong with his real ones
 
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He really is the worst kind of parent.Everything is filmed like what he is doing is somehow special.As parents we do this shit day in and day out.He’s never alone with Leo and flaps although thick as shit and lazycares for Leo as a single parent.Who has his scary looking mother and Matt to clean his house and help with childcare as a 35 year old man.
 
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Stupid cunt Fakey does
So it's Wednesday and we've had none stop filming of Leo, absolutely disgusting from Fakey
 
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Anyone think flaps has had her tits done?? Hence Zelda there to help ...
Using up the last of the fight money.....
I’m definitely leading towards some sort of surgery. If not tits, maybe nose? Don’t know why it’s such a big secret though if it is. She was happy showing off her wonky boulder tits before, if she has had them done, we won’t be getting our long awaited jeans reel. It will be all lingerie instead
 
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Dunno why she keeps butchering herself when her husband likes cock anyway?!
 
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What a martyr. Parent takes child swimming. He is honestly beyond pathetic and NO, that kid is not clever. That cookie is nearly the size of his head!

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beige pork pie
 
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Fuck me they must have some miracle water in that swimming pool as it looks like he has has been to Lourdes this morning as his tram lines on his forehead have completely disappeared his facial hair is now ginger because the Grecian 2000 has been washed away
 

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Has anyone noticed that awful voice he puts on when he's talking through the phone to Zelda or Porkie? I can't quite describe it except it's forced & he's trying to ramp up the 'comedy' aspect. It's like it's his stage voice for making his Tena huns giggle & pass a little bit of wee.
 
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As I typed it I was unsure whether to refer to it as parenting …his version of parenting is different to mine or my husbands.
 
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I see Chris Hughes was at another event last night at the Hilton with Pete Wicks and other z listers. No sign of Fakey again
So he implied this morning, his reel didn’t get much engagement on it cos of instas glitch yesterday so why has it still only got just over 2,000 likes on it, when he posted it over 19 hours ago and insta was only down for 2 hours yesterday before he even uploaded it?
 

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