Isn't it just, and the biggest ick everIt’s actually weird as fuck that he can’t look after his own child by himself.
Dead eyes. And nothing behind them.The face of fucking nightmaresHas he stuck his pubes on his face and why are they ginger Of course Leo eating a cookie which is as large as his faceView attachment 2798735
Yes I though he looked better Jessica🩷 and good spot @Vanilla Ice, so where the fuck is sheThink its safe to say when Zelda went AWOL she wasn’t on holiday! Her and Matt don’t have a suntan and she looks ill, Matt looks better than he did a few months ago.
He needs the beard dye out, prontoThe face of fucking nightmaresHas he stuck his pubes on his face and why are they ginger Of course Leo eating a cookie which is as large as his faceView attachment 2798735
Stupid cunt Fakey doesHe really is the worst kind of parent.Everything is filmed like what he is doing is somehow special.As parents we do this shit day in and day out.He’s never alone with Leo and flaps although thick as shit and lazycares for Leo as a single parent.Who has his scary looking mother and Matt to clean his house and help with childcare as a 35 year old man.
I’m definitely leading towards some sort of surgery. If not tits, maybe nose? Don’t know why it’s such a big secret though if it is. She was happy showing off her wonky boulder tits before, if she has had them done, we won’t be getting our long awaited jeans reel. It will be all lingerie insteadAnyone think flaps has had her tits done?? Hence Zelda there to help ...
Using up the last of the fight money.....
beige pork pieWhat ever it is at Crackenden Towers it's all been planned. Knobhead has this week off from TFM. Vinegar Tits & poor Matt would've booked their dogs into kennels. The beige pork pie will have had his whole week's itinerary mapped out by Flaps including the time of his swimming lesson as Fakey sure as hell doesn't know a thing about how a toddler's week runs. Flappy for all that's awful & cringe about her would never leave NikNak on a whim. So now we have to deduce where she is &/or what she's having done. She was there the morning they arrived as she took herself off for a walk & most likely left promptly after. Fakey will be loving all this Tattle conjecture thinking he's got one over on us. Except, except he is still the WORST dad out there. You are not Superman, you are Uselessman.
There ya go Jane!On another note, I wonder what Zelda looks like without her drawn on eyebrows
As I typed it I was unsure whether to refer to it as parentingI think you’re being generous to him saying he’s being a parentI bet when he’s not filming him, he doesn’t even interact with Spud. For a 35 year old, it astounds me just have clueless he is where it comes to parenting. His child is 3 years old and sadly behind for his age and that cos of him/them. Imagine not being capable of looking after your child for a whole day by yourself, let alone overnight. All these quotes/stories at the moment making out he’s doing everything. Does he not realise him filming himself in London and the gym yesterday, shows he’d yet again left his son being looked after by somebody else for the day
It's for when she goes out on the razzle looking for the next desperate zilch lister, who needs a beardDunno why she keeps butchering herself when her husband likes cock anyway?!
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?