Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

[JazzFan]

I can’t believe she dragged those 2 kids all that way for just over a week knowing how bad the jet lag is coming home and Fred will be expected at school this week Let’s see how much they’ve been gifted for spuds birthday tomorrow. I’ll bet hardly anything.

I expected nothing less from the selfish witch, she will whine about being tired and jet lagged whilst also having duck all do to do all day everyday, maybe send a begging email

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

"Is it cooked?" So he's asking a load of strangers on the internet whether it's done or not". Christ almighty.

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Apart from Jac(knob), who bleeping cuts a chicken that way?

 

[Turtledove58]

Spudulike out for content! His wife and the other one make no appearance. Shame on you, shame on you

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What time do we think the first Spud birthday post will be tomorrow? I’m saying by 8am and they’ll be at least 2 if not 3 reels/photos to mark the day.

 

[bluecups]

Spudulike out for content! His wife and the other one make no appearance. Shame on you, shame on you

Spud was probably the only one pleased to see him TBF.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Spudulike out for content! His wife and the other one make no appearance. Shame on you, shame on you

Yes he will do anything for Maris apart from be a present and hands on dad! I bet after that photo was taken he screamed for Flapz to come drag Maris to bed!

 

[JazzFan]

What time do we think the first Spud birthday post will be tomorrow? I’m saying by 8am and they’ll be at least 2 if not 3 reels/photos to mark the day.

Definitely by 8am

 

[ChastityDingle]

Spudulike out for content! His wife and the other one make no appearance. Shame on you, shame on you

'I would literally do anything for this little man' - yup, except get him the help that he clearly needs.

And stop exposing him to all and sundry on instagram. Poor kid.

 

[JazzFan]

Yes he will do anything for Maris apart from be a present and hands on dad!

Won’t give up gym time
Won’t give up two minutes on TV
Won’t look after him by himself

List goes on

 

[Heneghs]

Fuckin cretin of the highest order!!!

 

[Baboff]

That duck awful baby pic will be reposted again - He knows it gets him likes
He will spend the day doing tit insta stories with the vacant one and make some pointed digs with a nasty snigger at his anorexic wife
He is vile

 

[bluecups]

I think their marriage is in trouble. Didn't he bugger off on her birthday? No big gestures/flowers/dinner on valentines day. She wasn't wearing her rings for a while before she went to America. No big romantic reunion photos when she got back from America. I reckon something's up.

 

[TrACE22]

No reunion post with flaps, their marriage is completely dead and over. He will definitely have had lessons for MC, today’s chicken is him acting like he’s never cooked. The pic of food posted the other week in a restaurant, maybe that was where he is having lessons?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Jake Chickenden

Thread title nomination

 

[Justdee]

Oh fake when will you learn your about as dried up and has been as your chicken as your chicken.
If you only had a likeable personality or talent of some description you could of gone so far.
But here you are stuck warming up the credit card because more and more people are seeing the real you

The "man"child behind the toupee

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

I noticed a Ring doorbell has appeared on Quickenden Towers a few weeks ago, I wonder who’s watching who

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I noticed a Ring doorbell has appeared on Quickenden Towers a few weeks ago, I wonder who’s watching who

Oh really? That'll be Flapz looking out for any twinks of his!
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What a miraculous recovery because his content is back!

 

[Barbie2020]

oh dear poor fakey getting trolled
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ETA I think he must have had to search a while on his profile to find out that was his father in law. How pathetic. Yeh a fully grown man probably shouldn’t be calling him a prick lol (although he is) but to get someone else involved shows he’s a proper weirdo.

 

[Fat-tits]

As if Franks going to get involved - what a prick

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Tagging Frank Bruno as if he’s going to give a tit What a bleeping pussy. Asking somebody’s FIL to get involved just because they are famous Is he not capable of sticking up for himself? Personally I think he could have called him a lot worse
Anyway let’s get ready for the exploitation of his son yet again today. When you see that DIY balloon display, you realise just how irrelevant F&F are. Even Kieran Hayler who is basically only known because he was married to Skanky Price, gets gifted birthday displays for his kids and you’re not telling me Flappy wouldn’t have tried grifting decorations. I wonder if they actually bought Leo’s present this year or will it be another freebie like normal