Whats he done with the skin??? a skinless chicken could be if he stuck foil on it (how would he know to put foil on it?) and ripped it off or he fucked the Tesco bag in the microwave and that ripped the skin off! Looks disgusting"Is it cooked?" So he's asking a load of strangers on the internet whether it's done or not". Christ almighty.
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Drier than a nuns cunt ....I hope he’s go on MC, that chicken looks as dry as Gandhi’s flip flop! theyll RIP him a 2nd arsehole!
Thread titleEven the chicken is bland and beige.
Drier than flappy!Drier than a nuns cunt ....
You're bang on the money there. His ship has sailed, long ago. His reputation in the theatre world must be in absolute tatters. His singing is even worse than when he was on the X Factor. If he had any sort of talent at presenting then someone at ITV would have watched back one of his blink-and-you-miss-them presenting spots and said "Hey, he's pretty good at this, lets try him with a bigger presenting role". But they haven't. He only gets the bits and bobs he does get because he probably doesn't even charge a fee, just expenses and is always willing to jump in as a stand in at the last minute. Most people would balk at the thought of swimming in a lake in February or getting their bollocks out on live tv but he'll do literally anything, desperate prick that he is.Even if he got strictly. Thats it for him. Hes done everything else and it wont make him a supertsar. It will give him a few mins of exposure and then poof, hes gone, no one remembers him. Even if he got a regular presenting slot on daytime tv, that doesnt make him famous either cos not a lot watch it. He is past it, he is never going to be relevant, the young ones will not like him. Hes reaching for stardom that he will never ever get. If he was gonna make it, it would have happened by now. All he wants is fame and he thinks these shitty presebting jobs are gonna get him it but they arent. Masterchef. Full of z listers and defo not the making of him. Strictly, yes its a big show, maybe people aged 30 upwards watch, but not the audience he needs to go viral etc. He has got fuck all to offer. He needs to accept that hes nearly 40. Nowt wrong with that at all, but its an age u would want to be settled at, steady job, business etc, but not him , hes wants fame, we have all said there are much tounger, fitter lads with him, who have their own hair and teeth
Exactly.If he had any sort of talent at presenting then someone at ITV would have watched back one of his blink-and-you-miss-them presenting spots and said "Hey, he's pretty good at this, lets try him with a bigger presenting role". But they haven't. He only gets the bits and bobs he does get because he probably doesn't even charge a fee, just expenses and is always willing to jump in as a stand in at the last minute. Most people would balk at the thought of swimming in a lake in February or getting their bollocks out on live tv but he'll do literally anything, desperate prick that he is.
Sam already did thatJust wait, he will be posting dance reels & tagging jls asking if he can be the “5th member”
Engagement dwarfSuper anxious crying twat and his engagement dwarf are back! Good luck with getting the goblin to sleep anytime soon! Cannot wait for the spin off tomorrow!
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