Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

[Katewinsletsknee]

OK Fakey
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The fact this bleep uses PITY for likes is telling of how pathetic he truly is.

(Hey everyone )

Ps I believe he’s been at JAUNDICES too, this bleep can’t survive alone.

This is his M.O and it’s tired & predictable.

If you are a GROWN ARSE MAN using sadfishing to garner engagement.
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Oh duck off you attention-seeking bleep using mental health as and when it suits. Nothing but an utter wankstain.

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The cringe of the tit dance.
Also that kid THRIVES when he’s nowhere near his dad.

 

[mollyann]

Is flaps buying likes nowHe really must suck the life out of her.The reply to his commentWhere do these freaks online come from.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Woe is me
Look at me
Double woe is me
Double look at me

He really wonders why he's ended up with the name FAKE. There is nothing genuine or original about him. I think I would suffocate if I was in the same room let alone lived with him. His weird-ass fans who suck up to his ego make me want to throw up. When will they realise he doesn't care about them. He only cares about himself.

 

[Philimena cunk]

He's a supposed grown man heading towards 40, yet behaves like a hormonal 14 year old lad on line desperate for likes and validation.
Pathetic is the only word for him.
He'll be like a dog with two dicks this morning, all the "u ok" and fawning online.
What a sad existence.

 

[mollyann]

He really has such a huge egoBeen busy is the biggest lol ever.Did a two minute gig in wales and a ad for rugby as obviously was cheap to hire.Not been at his paid job all week as feeling sorry for himself

 

[ThortheDog2022]

Here’s his excuses for ‘feeling down’. He’s busy doing ‘some presenting stuff’, those stupid videos in front of a stinky toilet don’t count, mate. ‘Back and forth filming for different things’, we all know he’s economical with the truth, probably pretending he’s a fan of cricket now or something.

 

[Lico]

Get a steady job at home then Jake.

 

[Cleopops]

What's caught up with him? The lies he's told?the fake MH issues?the final demand bills?the pretending to be a family man whilst being in a compromising position with a man backstage?the fact that tattle are 10 steps ahead of him all the time?yeah that would be enough to make anyone crash and burn.also he ain't ever going to America to stay with the sister, that's blatantly obvious, and not surprising, I wouldn't want that attention seeking sweaty gif anywhere near my house either

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He really has such a huge egoBeen busy is the biggest lol ever.Did a two minute gig in wales and a ad for rugby as obviously was cheap to hire.Not been at his paid job all week as feeling sorry for himselfView attachment 2779041

Oh duck OFF YOU SYRUP-WEARING UGLY WANKSTAIN.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Is flaps buying likes nowHe really must suck the life out of her.The reply to his commentWhere do these freaks online come from.View attachment 2778924

I am embarrassed by this person, who the duck replies like that. This is perfect example of parasocial relationships.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He always has to mention the ‘presenting’ and if he’s been ‘filming’ but mentions nothing about his theatre job which is the only regular gig he’s had in years. The obsession with being on TV and telling everyone when he’s on TV is . So he’s done one gig for ITV win, a rugby tour that hasn’t been shown anywhere other than online and the huge gig of Masterchef and we’ve all seen the other rumoured ‘celeb’ contestants taking part. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word busy.
Anyway well done you attention seeking bleep for getting the engagement you desperately craved by barefaced lying about your MH. Shame on you and when karma comes for you I’ll be front row with the popcorn

 

[JazzFan]

I am embarrassed by this person, who the duck replies like that. This is perfect example of parasocial relationships.

All yours lol, the grammar of the person posting speaks volumes about why they follow fake

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

No idea if this page is reliable or not
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Omg no he’s going to be insufferable. Please don’t let him be on the same block of shows as Vito.

 

[JazzFan]

Anyway well done you attention seeking bleep for getting the engagement you desperately craved by barefaced lying about your MH. Shame on you and when karma comes for you I’ll be front row with the popcorn

Proof that fakey and flappy are in a tit ''relationship'' because if anything he posted was geniune and that were my husband/partner I wouldn't be thousands of miles away Id be on the first plane home. Anyone on here that would genuinely stay on holiday if that was their other half???

 

[mollyann]

He does this everytime she goes away as has no Leo to use for likes.Goes to show what a sad pathetic excuse of a man he is.Pulled out of turkey as had a better offer.Also took of for her birthday as a better offer came up.Its rinse and repeat with this bleep and should be grateful he gets any jobs.His dancing video is the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen in a long time

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Omg no he’s going to be insufferable. Please don’t let him be on the same block of shows as Vito.

He followed Tamar Hassan, Danielle Harold, Emma Viscount of Bath and Christine McGuinness earlier than he followed the others so I reckon he could be in that block. Imagine him and McGuinness both desperately vying to get the most attention and camera time Car crash TV at its finest I’m so looking forward to Twitter and DM sidebar of shame when it’s announced. Let alone when it’s televised You also know he’ll be the first person to offer to do all the morning TV promotion for it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

£12k is nothing he will fart through that
the debts he is in !! He was jobless for a year nearly after the last panto he only got this because they was desperate

Well his pay packet from the Paul Smith fight lasted him ten seconds. He was back passing an Americano off as a Christmas drink from Starbucks within a week.

 

[mollyann]

His mother another attention seeking twit.When back will say omfg I got so many messages asking where I am etc.Hopefully someone has told her how ridiculous her daily updates are and she’s given up on her soap scoops

 

[DeniseRoyle]

"I might be able to come one day aswell" says a lot when he can't go see the in-laws.

How has he been busy this week, when he's been at home "ill"? Shame the tena huns can't see through his BS lies

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He really has such a huge egoBeen busy is the biggest lol ever.Did a two minute gig in wales and a ad for rugby as obviously was cheap to hire.Not been at his paid job all week as feeling sorry for himselfView attachment 2779041

Amazing how “working” makes him spiral.