We want denim vibes not Italy vibesWhat a disappointment she is. Now it’s a LBD reel and still not a pair of jeans in sight
Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! 🌈
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Jordan North is leaving BBC radio 1 and Jamie Laing is taking over the drive time spot, that is another ex-reality person getting a job only Fakey could dream of. He’ll be raging at that as well as Sam Thompson
I think we upset the poor delicate flower by taking the piss out of her styling ability....What a disappointment she is. Now it’s a LBD reel and still not a pair of jeans in sight
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Jesus, imagine fakey on the radio.Jordan North is leaving BBC radio 1 and Jamie Laing is taking over the drive time spot, that is another ex-reality person getting a job only Fakey could dream of. He’ll be raging at that as well as Sam Thompson
Me me me me here's a record, talks all over it, me me me me me.....
Where you going to wear that Squidward.....Tesco?
He will defo be trying to play his own crap music as well, poor listeners ears will be bleeping bleeding
WHERE'S THE JEANS REEL? I'VE BEEN NAKED FOR DAYS!! 
Flappy is taking the piss with this jeans reel. We aren't interested in a LBD that's not even in stock. WE WANT THE JEANS REEL
Stop that now Crazy. Go & stand on your very narrow landing after pulling on a crumpled black dress from out the back of your non closing wardrobe. Twirl about a bit & don't forget those sideways glances.WHERE'S THE JEANS REEL? I'VE BEEN NAKED FOR DAYS!!
Maybe the LBD is for her date with eyal in USA
Hahahahaaaaa , mmmmmm Eyal .....
Flapz : " Mmmm Eyal , you're so luvleeeeee & you are much bigger than jake......... give me one pleaaaaassseeeee... "
....then the image of fakey swims into view .....
.... bleeping right old passion-killer ...
Attention seeking fuckwit!
And the influx of poor me grief posts have commenced following his "illness"
Larry has a full time job in this thread
Larry has a full time job in this thread
The usual woe is me tit when his beard is going away not that he gives a damn about her or the kids just that she might realise how much better life is without him who remembers when he made her come back from her dad’s early that time?
Someone’s feeling sorry for themselves! Is it because he wasn’t invited to “present” on loose women and men
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How long before a missing Leo post or a grief thieving post on his dad/brother? He is so bleeping predictable. Whenever she goes away he does it. Especially the fact he’s doing a job he thinks is beneath him. If he was on mainstream TV at the moment it would be a totally different story because he’d be too busy posting about that instead of all the woe is me tit
How embarrassing and pathetic is this sad stuck up cow.Here comes the woe me posts from dick head my god we know him inside and out
If my husband posted that I’d be livid he’s basically saying he isn’t happy but used to be happy
Mate he would be out that door
I hate when people say, oooh Jake so down to earth person ever, don’t change 
You’d swear he had previously reached such stardom heights like Beyoncé, Robbie Williams etc!!! These simple folk need their heads testing!
As for him he looks like a wrinkly ball bag , he’s so puke inducing
You’d swear he had previously reached such stardom heights like Beyoncé, Robbie Williams etc!!! These simple folk need their heads testing!
As for him he looks like a wrinkly ball bag , he’s so puke inducing
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