Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[PrincessJeanie]

To my knowledge he’s never ever REALLY promoted TFM, never saying it’s coming to here come see me, it’s amazing, praising his costars, saying where you can get tickets but all the time in the world for saying when he has a “presenting gig”

Don’t forget to tell everyone on your insta you’ve got work today, just off to post about my work shift

He was the only cast member that didn’t post on instagram when they did their 100th show. It’s blatantly obvious he thinks touring is beneath him. If we see it, I’m pretty sure anyone that works with him, picks up on it. Considering what little work he’s had in the last few years, you’d think he’d be more gracious. Yes he spouts on about being so grateful but that’s only when he gets a 2 min TV appearance. Never known somebody as untalented and unlikeable as him with such an overinflated ego and high opinion of themselves

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

So let's remind ourselves of what he said last week and how busy he'll be!

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Hoping the ‘announcement’ is for CBB. He will suffer without his phone. His minute career will finally be killed off for good!

 

[Philimena cunk]

See Sam Thompson and his missus have got a Waitrose advert.....
He'll be sobbing into his breakfast this morning..

 

[JazzFan]

Tell me you can't afford your kids without telling me, begging bitch

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He had an epiphany. "Instead of complaining what you haven't got, you should be grateful for what you have got. Instead of always wanting more, just look at what you have got and I can guarantee, it's a lot more than most people. I was just thinking this when I was actually having a poo at the gym".

What an utter disingenuous, lying prick.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

You NEVER see him this happy & relaxed around Flaps. He's like a completely different person around the likes of CH.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

#No.96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please ... My husband is a gay boi cock tease

 

[VC10]

Do you know at I mean - do you know what I mean - do you know what I mean ...
Stop fucking saying that all the time. It's born of ignorance always saying that, you spout a load of tosh & make yourself sound more ignorant by punctuating your spiel with that

Do you think that shite word "Manifest" he came up with in the lift was him on the way back from a Master Chef interview? We thought it was the YouTube doodles but it could've been this instead.

We've been tortured with his 'I'm a chef me' reels, close ups of cutting with the BIG knife onions into big chunks with flaccid, grey chicken pieces floating in oil. The world's smallest lamb (pork?) shank on Christmas day tied up by him. Not forgetting the nicked photo off Google that he made himself.

We've also had the torturous singing with vinegar strokes face pulling. As we all know Fakey doesn't do anything without a motive. So he's hoping for some TV program to snap him & his syrup up to water torture the nation.

Christ, is there no start to his talents?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I mean he always looks smug but when he’s being filmed he’s even worse. So his week of ‘presenting’ has begun. I’m still think it’s for ITV win. Also he needs to tone down the fake tan/make up

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

If this isn’t begging, I don’t know what is! Fucking greedy cow!

Cheeky cow buy your kids presents you tight, beggy twat

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Here you go Fakeys

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Zelda too busy showing off her flowers from Hobbit House to notice she's posted her address

 

[Turtledove58]

Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Jake pissing off yet more staff that play a big part in him being rehired

 

[JazzFan]

With no guaranteed income from April I wouldn’t be pissing about at a spa id be shitting myself worrying about bills

 

[xc01]

God, he's such a fucking saddo, he's never mentioned Rugby...ever. Was obviously very cheap. As time goes on he's just getting more desperate

Just like how he never mentioned Formula 1 until he was paid to watch it and post about sky sports f1! He will be commenting soon about Hamilton moving to Ferrari now i’ve mentioned that. He is just so predictable!
Such a shame that they didn’t pick a real rugby fan, again i think it comes down to money and that he must be so cheap!

 

[fredster2018]

Looks like he’s been using Dawsy fake tan on his face it’s all patchy

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Flapz must be thick as shit, in denial, blind, mental, desperate or all five!

So many red flags ffs. I'm actually starting to think whether Gail was actually IVF or Turkey Baster now?
You NEVER see any chemistry between them. Even at their wedding when he went to kiss her, he looked repulsed and probably had a bit of sick in his mouth.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

We'll need a bingo for every time he mentions dad/brother/Maris ...

Well we won’t need one for everytime he mentions Flappy or Fred

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

The "TV Presenter" doing a job nobody else wants in a manky looking corridor, nearly knocking himself out with his hands and looking an utter prize prick as per!

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I feel bad for Fakey. Andi Peters is currently in Cape Town promoting this £250k Competition and poor Fakey is stuck in a rank corridor.