Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[cazellie]

What does he mean in that clip with these 2 comments: It's probably not going to go that well - it's going to be a shit show? It can't be about the 2 millisecond presenting job this week. Something he can't talk about yet, possibly CBB or a cooking prog?
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I thought that too
But he does appreciate it. He said that twice.

 

[JazzFan]

This boy is being failed! He is overweight, he needs a decent haircut, his clothes are boring and far too big and he no doubt has a nappy on stop pissing about on your landing and be a mum to this lad! Sorry for the rant guys but this picture to me is just awful and shows just how much he is being let down

They never ever dress him in any cute colourful clothes, always dressed like a tramp or a prisoner, Zelda at least got him some cute outfits

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

His miss you comment on her postDo the pair of them ever just do shit in private.He misses no one as look how full of himself he’s been in wales and with dopey Chris coming over.

That's just for the Gram. He probably doesn't even think about her.
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Another message he’s obviously written to himself and if he hasn’t, why is he sharing a personal dm to his ‘million’ followers? Seriously his over inflated ego is out of control
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He’s trying to help up her engagement In 2 hours 156 likes and 6 comments She moans about being busy. She will be soon. She’s going to be inundated with offers from brands with that sort of engagement from 279k followers
Also just seen this tiktok she put on 14 hours ago. 25 likes no comments

She is utterly pathetic.
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If you are going to write a fake message to yourself and pretend it's from a follower, you don't include words that YOU SAY ALL THE TIME!

You're fooling nobody "brother". "Peace".

 

[Philimena cunk]

Imagine if he has got it, and we've already took the shine off it by laughing at him being a cunt on it ...
Karma
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I reckon, aside from the show not wanting to have him on, this would be a reason why Strictly wouldn’t have him. No way could he keep it secret for a few months!

He can't hold his own piss. It would be all over his Instagram before the ink on the contract dried ...

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Another gig he’s missed out on

 

[PrincessJeanie]

His latest reel Do whatever you like? How’s that worked out for you and all the TV programmes you’ve tagged and begged to go on with no success? Twat

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Confirmation that his huge ‘presenting’ gig this week was for ITV win.
At least he’s got the excuse to keep it in his insta bio for longer now
Get ready for an upcoming appearance on either Lorraine, TM or LW when it’s time to promote it That ‘presenting’ career of his is really taking off

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion #96

Keep on grinding baby!

 

[Justdee]

His such a tosser!
Tell me you buy followers likes and comments without telling me you do
If they were raunchy pictures of half naked lads I could believe they were real fwends

And the sheer hypocrisy of him he wasn't home for 5 weeks he kept fking of
He cares for nothing but himself and chasing fame!

 

[JazzFan]

Pretty sure Gail doesn’t understand the concept of “making sacrifices for those you love”. All he sees is his dad not there, and probably prefers it that way.

Is it really a sacrifice to dump him and keep going on adult holidays? he will do anything to be away from that kid

 

[Philimena cunk]

He should change ITV Comps to corridor lurker....

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

On the beg again, this time for branding. We highly doubt there's anything in that 'overthinking' head of yours.

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Psychology books?

"The Art of Not Giving a Fuck"
"How To Be Your Own Therapist"

"How To Be A Successful Beard" perhaps!

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I wonder if she cries herself to sleep asking herself how she ended up being the beard for that bellend! She could have been in Eyal Booker’s bed if she played her cards right. Instead she’s reduced to making pennies from affiliate links.

 

[Barbie2020]

He’s so sad. There are about a 100 strange women who are obsessed with him so he thinks that means the rest of the world love Leo. Fucking weird behaviour.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Hahaha less than 500 likes on Flappy's last reel with Leo
See he turned the likes off the painting reel he put up some of the comments obviously think he's done it, has he fuck painted that not put them right though has he🫠🫠🫠 silly cunt, as you said @trine.
Someone asking if he's cricket on the masked singer, he fucking wishes, Fakey's had his go on Saturday night prime time tv about 10 years ago with XFactor

Cricket can actually sing though. Plus Fakey has already done the only ever Masked Singer gig he’s going to get

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I just reverse-searched that earlier photo of him and those bum bandits on the boat and I really wish I hadn't.

I have absolutely no words. How is it even possible that Flapz had a child with him, married him and stayed with him? This is all getting really fucked up because I could not for the life of me be with somebody who is clearly as straight as a roundabout, as bent as a butcher's hook and Dorothy's best friend.

 

[MissMona]

I've just watched Silent Witness and there was a corpse propped up in bed for a year which was in better condition than her

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Was that the wedding Jake didn’t bother going to

Do you know what, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this was RatBoy who kicked off. She was nearly crying in that video. Maybe he never bothered going? I'm very intrigued now. You can just imagine him to be a right nasty cunt about it.
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Why should SHE pay for presents for her youngest son her money goes on her HER, and his money is all HIS....

You know what pur mum would have probably liked for her birthday jake ? For her son and grandson to have made a effort to go see her....you couldn't even get hom to look at the phone for his birthday message


His"cooking" started at Christmas didn't it..with that pork chop for the 6 of them.
I hope he gets ripped to pieces if he is on there.i know he will on twitter(x) and any news paper articles

A legend in his own mind or a twat in a toupee

"that pork chop for the six of them".

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

She looks like something they’ve found in a crypt!
Jesus her feet I assume she’s swimming to the USA on her next trip…

 

[Philimena cunk]

Someone commented on the bake off, glad he's not on it .. biggest beg on IG ....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Funny how I put a photo up saying how for 31 she looks old and suddenly all these ‘people’ have supposedly messaged her today saying how good she looks. She comes on here as much as he does now

That's hilarious. I mentioned the state of her hair this morning and that she's receding and there's hair comments too.
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Why, just why, would anybody repost comments like this? Nobody would and besides it looks like she sent them to herself

For our benefit!