Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[Mark81]

That waiter has just commented on his Instagram post saying 'I still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!'

Jake Quickenden #96 - i still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Why is she linking hotels in Kent that she’s never been to? Yeah they grifted the cave like every other insta’wanker but have we ever seen them in Margate? And what’s funny is the hotel she’s link has only been open a couple of months you can’t recommend places you haven’t been to you silly twat!

 

[DeniseRoyle]

5 weeks with Maris ok bro, I just saw a pig fly

 

[Robin71]

Go do whatever you like oh fuck off do whatever you get a few quid and your face on tv for inspiration my arse as for remember who you are don’t get us tattlers started on that one because it’s certainly not the huge opinion you have of yourself

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I honestly watched that ad like this....



I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so fucking bad. So bad.
And so gay.

I swear to God, my best mate Dazzling Darren is as queer as they come and his husband is more camper than a row of tents but this fucking ad makes them look STRAIGHT!

Fakey's as straight as a roundabout. It's not even funny anymore. If Squidward is still ignoring this then she really is a thick cunt. You cannot change him love. He doesn't want your fanny!

 

[bluecups]

I honestly watched that ad like this....



I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so fucking bad. So bad.
And so gay.

 

[Turmeric123]

“Source unknown” for that blazer is pissing me off. People want to know what they are buying. Skint alert!

Surely it has some tag on it

Unless of course she designed it on her Fas Hun course

 

[Barbie2020]

Bet he doesn’t show that one lol.

 

[bluecups]

That perfume ad with CH is giving the exact same energy as when Curtis and AJ Pritchard were in Hollyoaks.

"How's Trish?"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

It's actually his mum he wants a reality show with, that was another thing he mentioned in that podcast. Honestly see if you listened to it the wee bingo dabber dude would be working overtime cause he honestly gets all his ideas off us

Flappys obviously been pushed aside again then Same as the podcast F&F said they were in talks to do when they were in the Maldives. 3 months later he spoke about doing a podcast with Zelda instead. As usual neither came to fruition
Actually the quickest way to get him totally cancelled would be for him to do something with mummy. Her nasty, vile, taking the piss out of stroke victims, slagging actors off, homophobic, racist views would soon show through whatever they did

 

[Oxoxoxo]

What in the GCSE drama was that! I've never cringed so much. It like a childs play they are rehearsing for the family on a Saturday night!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The "TV Presenter" doing a job nobody else wants in a manky looking corridor, nearly knocking himself out with his hands and looking an utter prize prick as per!

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Be grateful for what you've got ok Fakey, stop grifting then

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

His fake laugh whenever he is making someone uncomfortable & filming them. He does it time & time again - this fella, CH & that girl asking not to be on his IG to name just recent ones. Fakey fakey laugh when he thinks he's got some kind of power over them

 

[gagzi]

Just happened to be scrolling and came across this somehow..look who has liked the wiggy post!
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I'm all caught up now and going sleep, hopefully not having nightmares about his rear end! . Brilliant thread title @Sarivng2022 and excellent recap as always from our Queen @CrazyBaldhead. Fabulous work as always! xx
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Just happened to be scrolling and came across this somehow..look who has liked the wiggy post!
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I'm all caught up now and going to sleep, hopefully not to have nightmares about the fake fuckers rear end! . Brilliant thread title @Sarivng2022 and excellent recap as always from our Queen @CrazyBaldhead. Fabulous work as always! xx

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Just happened to be scrolling and came across this somehow..look who has liked the wiggy post!
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I'm all caught up now and going to sleep, hopefully i won't be having nightmares about his rear end after seeing all that! . Brilliant thread title @Sarivng2022 and excellent recap as always from our Queen @CrazyBaldhead. Fabulous work as always! xx
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[JazzFan]

I love when “people” ask her questions and she replies with the one I have is out of stock

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Such a scruffy kid. His hair is an utter disgrace. At this point it's child abuse.

Cheeky BOY'S got pancakes but DADDY'S got sausage!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

OMG he hasn’t sacrificed anything,
Jake you’ve had a jolly round the UK
working 2 hours a night he’s equating it to serving in Afghanistan haha

I cannot wait for these two to fall flat on their faces this year and get the biggest reality check ever!

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Made this today yeah right course you did you lying fucker

 

[Greta22]

So rings on at Tring but is dat a ting?

Flappy by name flappy by nature. Where does she get off with that shite, head turned awkwardly, staring into the distance look? Give it up luv. And as for those claws errr feet! Jurassic Park have rung, they want their props back.
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No-one dresses like that in a Spa what the hell is wrong with her???
Ugh the pair of them remind me of Delboy Trotter ‘this time next year Rodney we’ll be millionaires’