Eyefucking himself and liking himself to a 78 year old! I fucking loathe this oxygen thief
She must be as dry as a nuns cunt...I hope that the Green Goddess is on stand-by outside the bedroom window when he is giving her oneall that friction, tinderbox etc.... spark to a flame
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" desperation"Wtf she branding now?
I wonder if she cries herself to sleep asking herself how she ended up being the beard for that bellend! She could have been in Eyal Booker’s bed if she played her cards right. Instead she’s reduced to making pennies from affiliate links.On the beg again, this time for branding. We highly doubt there's anything in that 'overthinking' head of yours.
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Psychology books?
"The Art of Not Giving a Fuck"
"How To Be Your Own Therapist"
"How To Be A Successful Beard" perhaps!
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Mmmmm , that Eyal , though.....I wonder if she cries herself to sleep asking herself how she ended up being the beard for that bellend! She could have been in Eyal Booker’s bed if she played her cards right. Instead she’s reduced to making pennies from affiliate links.
Why does he then have to mention having a poo for
It comes and goes.What happened to him having tinnitus?
Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etc… never existed. Was solely for attention and IG contentWhat happened to him having tinnitus?
He’s missed an opportunity there, I wonder if it’ll make a comeback again when he sees this.Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etc… never existed. Was solely for attention and IG content
Christ, is there no start to his talents?Do you know at I mean - do you know what I mean - do you know what I mean ...
Stop fucking saying that all the time. It's born of ignorance always saying that, you spout a load of tosh & make yourself sound more ignorant by punctuating your spiel with that
Do you think that shite word "Manifest" he came up with in the lift was him on the way back from a Master Chef interview? We thought it was the YouTube doodles but it could've been this instead.
We've been tortured with his 'I'm a chef me' reels, close ups of cutting with the BIG knife onions into big chunks with flaccid, grey chicken pieces floating in oil. The world's smallest lamb (pork?) shank on Christmas day tied up by him. Not forgetting the nicked photo off Google that he made himself.
We've also had the torturous singing with vinegar strokes face pulling. As we all know Fakey doesn't do anything without a motive. So he's hoping for some TV program to snap him & his syrup up to water torture the nation.
Can't wait for period pain and phantom pregnancy, he's had the full bingo of imaginary ailments..Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etc… never existed. Was solely for attention and IG content
Gotta get on that bandwagon...He’s missed an opportunity there, I wonder if it’ll make a comeback again when he sees this.
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Now he’s using the cat for contentwhy do the pair of them repeat their same ‘ads’ so much? Do they think it makes them look like they are in demand as ‘influencers’ when all it does is make them look their normal desperate selves. Do they not realise people see it’s the same thing they’re promoting over and over again. Apart from thinking it makes them look popular (it doesn’t), the problem is they’re both obsessed with having to post on Instagram daily
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Him & Flaps did ‘celebrity’ bumps together and she made sure she kept getting featured in his ‘Stage to the Cage’ on YT. They’ve never hidden the fact they’re both desperate for their own reality show. Good luck that ever happening
Flappys obviously been pushed aside again thenIt's actually his mum he wants a reality show with, that was another thing he mentioned in that podcast. Honestly see if you listened to it the wee bingo dabber dude would be working overtime cause he honestly gets all his ideas off us
If he wasn't such a fucking cunt I'd feel sorry for him.Just had a flashback of him pretending he had seen a bird of prey when in fact he had took the photo off google
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